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Sure, why not? It can’t be much longer before everyone and his grandma has a zombie tattoo of some sort. Hell, my grandma just got a zombie bowl of All-Bran. Which is weird, because she usually eats zombie Cream of Wheat.
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A little-known yoga pose: the Zombie Decapitator Squat.
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Thanksgiving may be a week away, but zombie unicorns are already putting out the appetizers. They’re basically the Martha Stewart of the zombie world. Pâté, anyone?
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Happy Friday, guys! I’m more excited than zombie Michael Jackson riding sidecar with Betelgeuse. Thanks for joining us for ZOMBIE WEEK! We now return to our regularly scheduled tragedies.
Even droids are getting in ZOMBIE WEEK! Looks like Zombie-3PO just ate R2D2’s central processing unit.
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Someone’s really getting into ZOMBIE WEEK!
One more pic of this fine young American zombie after the jump. Click to see more… »
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You guys, why are zombie nurse tattoos a thing? You know what, don’t answer that. I don’t want to know.
Because it’s not Halloween without sexy nurses, and because it’s not ZOMBIE WEEK without zombies, and because it’s Friday, let’s just Shoot, Screw, or Marry us some sexy zombie nurses, shall we?
If you’re just joining us, the rules are simple. You have to decide which sexy zombie nurse you’d kill with a high-powered rifle while running away through the abandoned streets of a major city, which one you’d have a hot one-bite stand (I’m sorry) with, and which one you’d settle down with to spend the rest of your brain chomping days.
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Our first zombie nurse is here to take your blood pressure and inject you with the ooze from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II.
Next we have a zombie eating intestines, or possibly trying to shove them in her ear. I can’t really tell.
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And finally we have what is either a staggering zombie nurse or me trying to get home after a long night of drinking.
Today’s tattoos are pretty awesome, so this should be easy, assuming you find it easy to imagine yourself doing it with the walking dead (I know you do, you sick bastards). As for me, I’m not a big fan of needles, so I’ll shoot SZN #1. Screw SZN #3, because you know what they say about zombies in red shoes. And since a bowl of menudo is about the only thing that will cure my hangover after any given Halloween party, I think SZN #2 is my best gal.
Happy Friday, kids! Put your picks in the comments, and put your eyes on today’s vote page if you want more sexy zombie nurses.
Speaking of things that are dead, I was recently reminded of a little early nineties abomination in children’s entertainment called Club Mario, a low-budget, meandering, kaleidoscopic (if you could fill a kaleidoscope with every t-shirt from The Limited Too circa 1989) live-action counterpart to the animated segments of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (which, incidentally, were also stupid). Club Mario was so ridiculous and unrehearsed that it proved either that kids (at least my brother and I) will watch anything or that Nintendo doesn’t give a rat’s ass who they license their trademarks to (probably both).
Anyway, if you’ve never seen Club Mario, then you’re lucky and I’m sorry:
We certainly can’t have ZOMBIE WEEK without at least one Marilyn Monroe zombie. And this zombie MM is about twenty times better then any of the other Marilyns we’ve seen around here. Surprising no one.
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