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Chupacabra Preemie?

Aug. 27, 2009

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Funny Tattoo - AmazingInk Spotter: SallysOrrOw

I’ve reached a point where anytime I look at a tattoo and don’t know what it refers to, I presume it’s an Internet meme I missed. They’re standard issue now. “Chocolate rain” kid? Sure:

Made you turn your head the other wayInk Spotter: Danielle

2 Girls 1 Cup? Yup. I’m confident there are approximately 10,000 Dramatic Gopher* tattoos. And I’m sure there is a small cadre of people having zombie face tattoos applied with the sole intention of looking like the “I like turtles” kid.

So I no longer worry about what I’m looking at when I see an Irish-identified but red-white-and-blue–American infant-dog-angel-cartoon tattoo. I’m sure there’s a youtube video about it out there. With 3 million views.

*No, no link. If you haven’t seen the dramatic gopher, well, let me be the first to welcome you to the Internet.

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Now Take A Picture of It

Jul. 8, 2009

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Funny-Tattoos-HappyBlobInk Spotter: Anonymous

“OK, shave a spot on my calf. Good. Now turn on the needle! Dip it in the ink. I don’t care! Any ink! Ink it! Now draw! Draw! Go! Go! Go! Yeah! Get it done! Does it look like something yet? Yeah it does. It’s something! Now stop.”

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Be Still, My Heart

Jul. 7, 2009

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Funny-Tattoos-BeefCurtains
Source: PopHangover

Yes, this is a sure way to get laid. Gentlemen:* take note. Nothing makes the ladies flock like a hilarious tattoo of beef curtains. But don’t stop there! Be sure to go that extra mile and imply that behind the curtains lies an old and busted haunted house of a vagina.

What do the blue ribbons symbolize? Your passion for only the finest of hand-crafted brews? Thought so. I love you. Let’s meet in Vegas and get married. I’ll recognize you because you’ll be the most gentlemanly one there. The one with the top hat and monocle. And stupid fucking tattoo.

*I’m guessing this is a dude based on the hair up there near what I think is the inner elbow, but I suppose I could be wrong. I, ahem, might know a hirsute woman or two.**
**Okay, just one, and it’s me.

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You Can't Hide Your Inner Square

Jun. 26, 2009

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UT-Unemployed
Source: Rotten Yellow

I’ve been staring at this picture forever, trying to figure out why it seems so strange. Sure, it’s a dude with face tats, but there’s something that makes him even weirder than your average rejecter of social norms.

Then it finally hit me. It’s a guy with multiple piercings and a vaguely intimidating Guido-chain around his neck, whose face, neck, chest, and presumably other body parts are COMPLETELY FUCKING COVERED in tattoos. And yet, with those glasses, he looks like my uncle Donald. Like, if you told me he’s a civil engineer and works for the department of transportation, I wouldn’t bat an eye.

If you were that committed to living outside the mainstream, wouldn’t you make an effort to buy glasses from somewhere other than the LensCrafters in your local strip mall?

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