
Well that’s weird. Have you tried toilet paper? Because it works WAY better.
Submitted by: Paul
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Make your friends' day! Share this!

Well that’s weird. Have you tried toilet paper? Because it works WAY better.
Submitted by: Paul

Okay, and who wants to be Beast? I’ll be honest, there’s some significant time in the makeup chair involved with being Beast.
Submitted by: guybrush

Face tattoos may be ill-advised, but what else are you going to do to distract people from THAT HAIR?
Submitted by: Ralphy
Via: www.nydailynews.com

Marilyn may not have been what we would consider well behaved, but I’m certain that she was never into chewing tobacco.
Submitted by: Unknown

That’s funny, because ALL of my Barbies were rednecks. At least that’s what it seemed like based on the frequency with which they would go barefoot (the dog ate most of their shoes) and pile into the back of a monster truck (after Skipper drove the Corvette off the balcony, they had to borrow Matt Trakker’s wheels from my younger brother).
Submitted by: Anonymer

Where does absolutely stupid fall in the rankings? Asking for a friend.
Submitted by: Unknown

This tattoo has something in common with my brain.
Submitted by: mc

If this is the kind of luck you have, then you probably should have stuck to online poker. Or FreeCell.
Submitted by: Rose

I think I know someone you should meet.
Submitted by: Unknown