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I've Totally Been There!

Jun. 10, 2009

UT-FreehandFail
Source: Tattoodesign-ideas

I went through the door to “Silent HNL” once.  It was a nice vacation and all, but I didn’t feel I needed a tattoo to memorialize Gate 17.

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As Long As We’re Celebrating Stuff, How About A Hand For Whoever Invented Shirts?

Jun. 9, 2009

And what's with the ankh?
Source: Funniez.net

Is there anything else you’d care to defile — I mean, honor — by including it in this mess, or are you satisfied with just the three? Perhaps a religious emblem, beloved landmark, or deceased ancestor? Come on, I think I see room there on one of your love handles for a portrait of grandma.

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Good Thing He's Not a Hemophiliac. Too Many Letters.

Jun. 4, 2009

diabetic
Source: Daisy of Love

Huh. Not what you’d expect on a knuckle tat. Those tend to be reserved for tough-guy stuff like “thug life” or a gang affiliation. But I guess diabetes is kind of hardcore. I mean, you have to moderate your sugar intake and stick yourself with needles. And live with the fact that commercials starring Wilford Brimley are aimed at your demographic.

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It's Pronounced soo-KAY-yer

May. 29, 2009

ut-dicksucka
Ink Spotter: Rippdemup

As you can see by the faded lettering in the lower right corner, this tattoo is a cover-up, meant to obscure an older tattoo that this person no longer likes. It’s not that he or she particularly wanted to be branded with a badly-executed penis and the title “Dick Sucka.” It just happened to be the only design that would sufficiently cover the old image.

Sadly, the image didn’t seem to make sense unless pointed upward toward the wearer’s mouth, so the intended cover was left unaccomplished. A silver lining is that in polite company, he or she can say, “Oh, ‘Dick Suckajer’? It’s a Dutch phrase. It means ‘dick sucka.’

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GLorious

May. 22, 2009

ut-slut
Image Credit: Sarah

Oh, come on now. Aren’t you giving Lori all the power when you brand yourself with a pronouncement of your having been cuckolded? There were so many other, better, easier directions you could have gone in. Fixes that eliminate Lori from history, that say, “It was never about you, Lori. It was about:

CLoris Leachman
Lori Province, Armenia
Loris Ipsum
The Lorikeet [my favorite bird]
VaingLorious
Low-CaLorie
FolkLorist
ChLorine
Pygmy Slow Loris
CoLoring books
G-L-O-R-I-A, GLoria
Florida (of the United States or Good Times)

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Finally

May. 21, 2009

ut-myspace
Image Credit: Inked By Design

It’s about damn time Tom got a new profile picture.

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2 Girls, 1 Cup, A Lifetime Of Being "That Guy"

May. 20, 2009

ut-twogirls1 
Source: Tattoo Shop Supply

The day I saw that video of the Dramatic Gopher (or whatever it was called), I also saw a t-shirt for sale featuring the likeness of said intense rodent. And I thought Look at these idiots, putting all their eggs in a fad basket that will last five seconds tops. I hope they didn’t print too many of these things, because you can’t bank on every stupid, flash-in-the pan Internet meme that comes along. Some things just don’t last long enough to sustain merchandising.

This person bought that shirt.

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