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Ink Spotter: Chriscent
Ink Spotter: John D
I’m sorry you guys, I really wanted to make this a Shoot, Screw, or Marry post, but I couldn’t find someone with an ass tattooed onto their eyes to round out the trio. Could one of you get on that please?
Ink Spotter: Suzanne
This gentleman is a fan of Eastern spirituality. He has well-informed beliefs about best practices for the soul. His tattoos are symbols and talismans designed to promote a healthy journey for his atman, from shespa to eventual rigpa.
He also digs baseball caps, smoking, and ecologically unsound packaging. He knows that contradictions, like walking around naked, really freak the squares.
Ink Spotter: Fenix
I don’t really want to talk (or think) about this tattoo and the predilections it implies. I would, however, like to know what it is about an interest in this, um… subject matter that apparently leads to a serious misunderstanding of what hands look like. I ask because of this:
Ink Spotter: Alfie
I mean, that is what I think it is, right? Actually, don’t answer that. All I want to know is why Divine’s hands have to be involved.
You know what? I don’t want to know that either. Just disregard this post. I plan to.
Ink Spotter: Ellie
So you got your internal reproductive organs reproduced on the outside of your skin. Big effin deal. Call me when you man up (heh) and get a serious internal organ tattooed externally. Like your skull:
Source: Tattoo Design Group
Makes that uterus look like child’s play, doesn’t it? HA HA, get it? “Child’s play”? I slay me.
UPDATE:
Thanks to those commenters who have pointed us to more info on Zombie Boy. We found this interview particularly enlightening. Zombie Boy is predictably insane and also unintentionally hilarious. For example, this is his explanation of why he does what he does:
“I thought long and hard about what I really wanted, what my passion was. And I decided I wanted to be a fucking zombie.”
Kind of hard to argue with that, I guess. Here’s a more recent picture of him:
Source: Bizarre Magazine
Zombie Boy also says that he’s a “much happier person” since getting his tattoos and no longer wants “to fucking kill everybody.” So what do you think, ladies? Would you kick him out of bed for eating brains?
Ink Spotter: Anonymous
If you’re going to do this, why not go with some upside down Nike swooshes and try to get an endorsement contract?
Regardless, tattooed eyebrows are never the answer. If you’re having trouble achieving the chola elegance that you long for, please watch this informative video before making any decisions you might later regret:
Ink Spotter: BodyMod.org
Alright, you have my attention. Now what is it that you want?
Oh, that was it? Okay then.
PS: Check back later today for the winner of our haiku contest and the debut of a certain Ugly Tatter’s new backside body art!
Submitted By: Linda T
Judging by the cheese-stache, this guy is in his early 20’s at the very outside, an age at which your average man hasn’t grown all the chest hair that he will in his lifetime. I hope to god that I get to see another picture of this tattoo after he’s sprouted some fur. SexAY.
Best to have thought ahead, like this gentleman:
Source: Weird Things
So. Ladies?
Source: Eriq Soto
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you an oddly placed tuft of body hair, make a decision that will make your mother cry, make you wear long sleeves to work for the rest of your life, and make sure you never get laid again.
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