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Formalwear

Jan. 26, 2012

Formalwear

Well, at least he’s always ready for a job interview. “How good are you at throwing barrels at plumbers?”

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ClASSy

Dec. 23, 2011

ClASSy

You know, you don’t have to spend fifty bucks on a tattoo to look like a douchebag when Ed Hardy wifebeaters are on sale for $19.99. Save some of that cash for Monster Energy Drink and hair gel.

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Anyone Got a REALLY BIG Band-Aid?

Nov. 7, 2011

Anyone Got a REALLY BIG Band-Aid?

I suppose there are benefits to having a tattoo of a giant, bloody flesh crater on your shoulder. Even if it’s not perfectly executed, it’s still REALLY DISGUSTING.

Actually, that’s really the only one I can think of.

Submitted by: El Finko

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It’s Alive!

Oct. 28, 2011

It's Alive!

Someone’s really getting into ZOMBIE WEEK!

One more pic of this fine young American zombie after the jump. Click to see more… »

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Presented Without Comment

Oct. 14, 2011

Presented Without Comment

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Ten Kinds of Fail

Sep. 25, 2011

Ten Kinds of Fail

There is so much to talk about here that I’m really not sure where to start. The spider? The bowling-themed tribute to a dead loved one? The terrible lettering of “SARAh”?

No, I think we have to focus on the backdrop for all of it: the ill-conceived underside of a turtle shell. Or is that supposed to be a gaping hole through which his internal organs are protruding? Or maybe it’s an unwrapped six-pack of Hostess Sno Balls? If that’s the case, then my takeaway from this is that Hostess Sno Balls come in six packs. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the liquor store now.

Submitted by: Turtle-shell TummyTum

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Dammit, I Was Hoping for Sardines

Aug. 28, 2011

Dammit, I Was Hoping for Sardines

Good idea. Stock up on canned brain for emergencies. You’ll need a reserve of brain power when you’re trying to decide which of your kids gets the last bottle of water. Or you can always put it in tacos.

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Good . . . Job?

Aug. 25, 2011

Good . . . Job?

Congratulations! That is WAY better than this. And still just as disgusting!

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I Bleed Purple and Light Gray

Aug. 9, 2011

I Bleed Purple and Light Gray

So THAT’S where the second controller went! I thought the dog buried it in the backyard.

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Ludacris, Is That You?!

Aug. 1, 2011

Ludacris, Is That You?!

Not exactly what I’d call attractive, but you have to hand it to an old white guy who actually deals with his baldness by doing something other than getting his ear pierced and buying a convertible.

Submitted by: Val

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