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Another tattoo that’s clearly the result of unresolved mommy issues. Specifically, someone’s mommy liking his best friend and his bartender better than him.
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I’m mostly just posting this because it’s a picture of a guy hanging out at a pool party with a fruity drink in his hand, which is EXACTLY what I wish I was doing right now.
But instead I’m sitting here trying to come up with a joke about a Bart Simpson mooning me and the fact that his asshole is made out of a terrifying scar. If anyone knows how either of these tragic situations came to pass, please never tell me.
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This is what you get if you walk into a tattoo parlor and say, “Make it look like an issue of Vice magazine exploded while I was hunched over it jacking off to the ‘Dos & Don’ts’ section.” Happens all the time, I’m sure.
Ink Spotter: Chad B
I can’t say that I’m 100% against a Gumby tattoo. I loved Gumby as a child, and as an adult, I find the show charmingly weird and a fascinating reminder of what animation was like before today’s digitally rendered cartoons.
But, is Gumby holding… a beer bong? Gumby, who protected us from Moon Boggles and was BFF with adorably racist portrayals of Native Americans? That’s just not right. And really, if I had to guess, I would have said Gumby was more about psychedelics than booze.
Anyway, if that’s not enough nostalgia-rape for one day, this should do it for you:
Ink Spotter: Alfie
Uh, yeah, could someone please hand me my childhood memories? I’m just going to put them out on the sidewalk for big trash day along with a couple dot-matrix printers and the couch that’s been sitting on my porch since I moved in. They’re ruined now anyway.
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