
I love The Golden Girls as much as anyone, but I really don’t understand why someone would get a tattoo of Dorothy, Rose, Sophia, and Troll Face.
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I love The Golden Girls as much as anyone, but I really don’t understand why someone would get a tattoo of Dorothy, Rose, Sophia, and Troll Face.
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Submitted by: Kaitlyn
Oh, please. A Blanche Devereaux dragon that breathes rainbows, candy, and bunnies is just ridiculous. We all know that a Blanche Devereaux dragon would breathe low-cut sequin tops, KY jelly, and champagne with a little Metamucil stirred in.

Submitted by: Unknown
Coming soon to a theater near you: The Golden Zombies: Thank You for Eating a Friend.
Production begins as soon as Betty White finally dies.
I would like to preface this by saying that I am 100 percent in favor of getting a Golden Girls tattoo. The Golden Girls was truly one of the best shows of all time, and I would have one myself if most of my skin wasn’t already taken up with Matlock-themed body suit.
That said, if you’re going to get a Golden Girls tattoo, there’s a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. Allow me to illustrate some of the Dos and Don’ts of getting your Golden Girls tattoo:
DON’T:
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…make Bea Arthur look like a zombie. I know she died recently, but this is just plain disrespectful.
DON’T:
Ink Spotter: Anon
…accidentally get Sue Ann Nivens instead of Rose Nylund. It’s an easy mistake to make, so here’s a handy guide to help you out:

Print it out and keep it in your wallet so you’ll always have it handy for impromptu Golden Girls tattoo sessions.
DON’T:
Ink Spotter: Alexander
…have your artist style Dorothy after Saddam Hussein as he appears in South Park:

Again, disrespectful.
As for Dos, well…nothing’s really coming to mind. Perhaps DO your homework before getting a quartet of geriatrics inked into your skin to lower the risk of looking like you have a tattoo of the California Raisins. Also, DO have a cheesecake waiting at home for you while you’re getting the tattoo. Nothing dulls the pain of bad ink like a slice of cheesecake.
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