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Your Heart Is True, You’re a Pal and a Monument

Sep. 12, 2011

Your Heart Is True, You're a Pal and a Monument

I love The Golden Girls as much as anyone, but I really don’t understand why someone would get a tattoo of Dorothy, Rose, Sophia, and Troll Face.

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Stunned Is the Only Way to Describe How Stunned I Am!

Sep. 1, 2010

Golden Dragon

Submitted by: Kaitlyn

Oh, please. A Blanche Devereaux dragon that breathes rainbows, candy, and bunnies is just ridiculous. We all know that a Blanche Devereaux dragon would breathe low-cut sequin tops, KY jelly, and champagne with a little Metamucil stirred in.

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Stagger Down the Road and Back Again

Aug. 19, 2010

Golden Zombie Girls

Submitted by: Unknown

Coming soon to a theater near you: The Golden Zombies: Thank You for Eating a Friend.

Production begins as soon as Betty White finally dies.

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You Would See the Biggest Gift Would Be from Me

Nov. 19, 2009

I would like to preface this by saying that I am 100 percent in favor of getting a Golden Girls tattoo. The Golden Girls was truly one of the best shows of all time, and I would have one myself if most of my skin wasn’t already taken up with Matlock-themed body suit.

That said, if you’re going to get a Golden Girls tattoo, there’s a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. Allow me to illustrate some of the Dos and Don’ts of getting your Golden Girls tattoo:

DON’T:
UntitledSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

…make Bea Arthur look like a zombie. I know she died recently, but this is just plain disrespectful.

DON’T:Funny Tattoos: I was lying in bed last night and I couldn't sleep, and I came up with an idea. So I went right home and wrote it down.Ink Spotter: Anon

…accidentally get Sue Ann Nivens instead of Rose Nylund. It’s an easy mistake to make, so here’s a handy guide to help you out:

Funny Tattoos: See the difference?

Print it out and keep it in your wallet so you’ll always have it handy for impromptu Golden Girls tattoo sessions.

DON’T:Funny Tattoos: Just call me your old pal Saddam Hussein.Ink Spotter: Alexander

…have your artist style Dorothy after Saddam Hussein as he appears in South Park:

Funny Tattoos: Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit?

Again, disrespectful.

As for Dos, well…nothing’s really coming to mind. Perhaps DO your homework before getting a quartet of geriatrics inked into your skin to lower the risk of looking like you have a tattoo of the California Raisins. Also, DO have a cheesecake waiting at home for you while you’re getting the tattoo. Nothing dulls the pain of bad ink like a slice of cheesecake.

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