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Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
Jan. 31, 2012
Well kids, it’s time for me to kick off my tennies and put my cardigan back in the closet, because today is your auntie Jessica’s last day at Ugliest Tattoos. It’s been a wonderful few years making fun of the good, the bad, and (mostly) the ugly, but now it’s time for me to go help other girls and boys by showing them pictures of flying penises (that came out wrong). You’ll be in excellent hands with the lovely and talented Nick, who will be taking over from Cheezburger HQ.
If you want to read more of my drunk ranting/offer me lucrative freelance writing opportunities, you can follow me on Twitter. LET’S BE FRIENDS (I’m already drunk).
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Kisses forever (eww, not there. I’m not THAT drunk (yet)),
Jessica
P.S.: Okay, NOW I’m that drunk. Let’s make out.
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Nanny Would Never Have Allowed This
Jan. 10, 2012
I liked Muppet Babies as much as any six-year-old: A LOT. Which is a really good argument for why six-year-olds shouldn’t be allowed to get tattoos.
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Squiddly Diddly!
Dec. 30, 2011
Well, I know how you kids love your pop-culture icons mixed with multi-appendaged sea beasts, and we certainly need something to wash the Juggaloathsomeness of that last post out of our minds, so here’s a cephalophlanders to ease you into the party weekend. Cephalophlanders.
Cephalophlanders.
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Great Bouncing Icebergs!
Dec. 25, 2011
Merry Christmas, UT readers! I hope you’re all swilling eggnog (or eating Chinese food) with your loved ones today. Here’s a little skinny-Santa Christmas gift from me to you.
But for those of you who can’t leave here satisfied without your daily dose of depravity, well . . . Click to see more… »
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Be an Optimist Prime
Dec. 23, 2011
Needs Twice as Many Thin Mints to Get High as He Used To
Dec. 20, 2011
Dude. Cookie Monster’s got problems. What is it going to take to get Bert and Ernie to stage an intervention?
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You’re Weak. You’re Outta Control. And You’ve Become an Embarrassment to Yourself and Everybody Else
Dec. 6, 2011
Damn. I liked The Sopranos as much as anyone, but you’d have to be a pretty hardcore fan to get a tattoo specifically of Paulie with poison ivy on his face.
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Yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip
Nov. 18, 2011
Well kids, it’s Friday, and I feel like we need something to wash away the code-Massengill douchiness of that last tattoo before happy hour gets underway. So here are some cute Martians to take us into the weekend. Yip yip!
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It’s Times Like This When It’s Comforting to Have a Father Who’s a Mad Scientist
Oct. 31, 2011
And since we had a Morticia tattoo, I suppose it’s only fair that we include one of her blue-collar counterpart Lily Munster. Lily was a loving mother and the core of a super weird family that she saw as totally normal. So basically like my mom, except a better cook and with slightly less terrifying taste in men.
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