I spent fifteen minutes squinting at a Hiragana chart (that qualifies me for a Japanese driver’s license, right?) to find out that this says “Arigato gozaimasu,” or “Thank you.”
What’s the Japanese word for “I want my fifteen minutes back”?
Submitted by: www.hyves.nl a Dutch networksite via Submission Page
I don’t know. If you get a tattoo of Debra Messing with her legs chopped off, you should probably expect some judgment raining down from Will & Grace fans as well.
What? You didn’t think that your first-grade teacher was covered in dick tattoos underneath her turtleneck and oversized holiday-themed cardigans? Miss Janie has a life of her own, you know.
Poor Flipper. He made some bad decisions in the early 80s, but the tribal arm band was probably the worst. What kind of jobs are out there for a dolphin with a tacky tattoo? Well, besides that one gig at the Six Flags in New Jersey, but let’s not talk about that now that he’s finally got a buzz going. But it’s not like he can wear a long-sleeve shirt to auditions. And concealer just washes right off in those chlorinated pools.
These days he mostly just sits around waiting for his agent to call and getting baked with Archimedes from The Sword in the Stone. What, you didn’t think that guy was a stoner? Think again:
So you walked in and asked for a tattoo of Nikki Sixx, but ended up with a tattoo of his pudgy, mildly autistic cousin Glenn. So what? Glenn likes to rock too. He’s going to see Night Ranger at the county fair next week.
Judging by the cheese-stache, this guy is in his early 20’s at the very outside, an age at which your average man hasn’t grown all the chest hair that he will in his lifetime. I hope to god that I get to see another picture of this tattoo after he’s sprouted some fur. SexAY.