Make your friends' day! Share this!
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
I understand fanaticism, and fan tattoos. Hell, I have a discreetly placed Charlotte Stone Crabs tattoo myself. But when I see this, I think, “what else were all those dudes doing while they were signing your back?”
Ink Spotter: Benjamin
As longtime readers may have gathered, I’m not really into sports. So maybe the fault is my own that I spent twenty minutes wondering why anyone would want a tattoo of a tattered pair of panties hanging on a grave with a misshapen medicine ball hiding behind it.
Then again, maybe not.
» Be the first to leave a comment
Ink Spotter: Whitney
While we’re getting rare glimpses into things, here’s a behind-the-scenes look at how the posts here at Ugliest Tattoos get made:
Me: What’s the football team that has a horseshoe on the helmet?
Stephen: The Colts.
Me: [searching the Colts website] Why the hell isn’t the roster in numerical order? What’s the point of having numbers?
Stephen: [ignoring me]
Me: There’s no number 19 on the Colts. Maybe that number is retired?
Stephen: I don’t know.
Me: Oh wait, I found a “Unitas” jersey on ebay. Was there a player named Unitas?
Stephen: Sure, Johnny Unitas. The greatest Colts quarterback of all time.
Me: Do you know if he was into anal sex?
Stephen: That’s probably why they retired his number.
Kind of like seeing sausage get made, isn’t it? Unfortunately this exchange yielded neither a good joke, nor any insight into whether or not Johnny Unitas was a fan of butt sex. So in lieu of actual good writing, here’s an unrelated video of the Superbowl Shuffle:
You’re welcome.
» Be the first to leave a comment
Ink Spotter: Anon
It’s Sunday, which means it’s time to watch sports! Right? Hell if I know. The only sport I’ve ever watched is college football, which happens on Saturdays, and that’s ruined now anyway.
So, since I don’t know much about sports, I assume, based on this picture, that men celebrate their love of sports by getting together to take off their pants and stab the word “Sports” into their knees with mom’s sewing needle and the ink from a Bic pen. A tradition as old as Buffalo wings and jalapeño poppers. Really stupid, homoerotic jalapeño poppers.
Right guys?
Ink Spotter: Cara
Where does one start with a disaster of these proportions? The trite sentiment? The crappy portraits? The inclusion of Disney characters?
Taken all together it’s a bit more than I can handle emotionally, so let’s put the main tattoo aside for now and talk instead about the maple leaf up there at the top. Some of you may recognize it as the logo for the Canadian Baseball League, a minor league that was started in 2003. And ended in 2003. That’s right, the league lasted less than a year. Less than a season, actually.
So, woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks to be inked with the logo of a sports league that didn’t even last as long as the XFL. And really, who gets a tattoo of the league’s logo, rather than that of a particular team? When you think about it, that little maple leaf contained the seeds of fail that would eventually germinate into the clusterfuck down below. Disney should sue, because I’m pretty sure their stock price drops every time this woman decides to wear a backless tank top out of the house.
Image Credit: gamelyn
It’s been a rough couple years for the New England Patriots. They blew Super Bowl XLII in the last 35 seconds of the game. Then their star quarterback suffered a season-ending knee injury in the first game of the 2008 season.
The fans deal with the disappointment in various ways. One guy drank and entire case of Narragansett Beer and then ordered his five-year-old son to draw Pat Patriot on daddy’s arm with a safety pin and the ink from his Crayola markers.
 | Useless_Platitude_Pl… on Too Much Scotch |
 | tonique on From the Book of S**t |
 | Cattus on Hello Sh*tty |
| Cattus on Good Thinking! |
| Cattus on Revenge of the Sleeve |
 | Ash on Too Much Scotch |
 | truekvltBroSlayer666 on That’s the Cray |
| Cattus on I’ll Never Look at Peg B… |
| Cattus on That’s the Cray |
 | awesome on Wasn’t This a Song By St… |
