
I’ve heard that this is what happens if you enter the Konami Code while playing Mike Tyson’s PUNCH-OUT!!
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I’ve heard that this is what happens if you enter the Konami Code while playing Mike Tyson’s PUNCH-OUT!!
Submitted by: Unknown
It may be 6 a.m., but I’m already wearing my party dress and halfway through a bottle of Trader Joe’s prosecco. So while we’re being fancy (and since my invitation to the Oscars seems to have been lost in the mail, AGAIN), let’s get New Year’s Eve started with a good ol’ montage of dead people!
It seems that 2011 was particularly cruel, or maybe I’m just bitter because no one got an Andy Rooney tattoo (note: as of this post, there are still 18 hours left in 2011, so it’s not too late). Anyway, a moment of silence, please (ignore my hiccupping). Click to see more… »

From our submitter, who I’m guessing is also the bearer of this objet d’art:
“It’s a baseball going thru the twin towers because the yankees suck and so those new york.”
[sic].
Submitted by: Yankees Suck

Oops. Well, there’s always hope for the year 20110.

Have you ever wondered what the opposite of a happy little tree is? Yeah, me either. But I guess we found out anyway.
Submitted by: Unknown

Ugh, I’m sick of Tebow Time. Can’t we put a football-shaped Tebow cozy over him and skip right to happy hour?
Submitted by: poprox

I guess this guy’s got more going on in his head than the average Phillies fan. Well, not really in his head, but close enough.

What’s the best way to show your Seahawks pride? Get your tattoo done by an actual sea hawk. The best part is that you can pay them in fish.
Submitted by: Mylea

Well, I’m sure this guy and Tim Tebow have at least one thing in common (hint: it rhymes with “dirginity” and it involves not having sex with women).

And while we’re celebrating Thanksgiving, let’s not forget about that other important harvest tradition: football. Specifically, my personal tradition of starting the day off with beer and football just to make sure that, come dinner time, I’ve been drunk for almost as long as Terry Bradshaw’s been crazy. An early start on drinking makes the whole family get-together aspect of Thanksgiving easier to deal with, and also puts a halt to my former tradition of going straight from dinner to drunkenly shopping the Black Friday sales. Spending Black Friday blacked out is the only way to keep your bank account in the black, my grandma used to say. My grandma’s weird.
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