
Just a simple glass of whiskie
Means everything to me
Because you are DRIVING ME CRAZY WITH THIS
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Just a simple glass of whiskie
Means everything to me
Because you are DRIVING ME CRAZY WITH THIS
Submitted by: anonymous

Ah, yes, an iconic line from Shakespeare’s classic Halet.
Submitted by: ShakedownStreet

Is that a threat? Because I feel threatened. And also sad. And kind of drunk, but that’s unrelated. Mostly sad.
Submitted by: Michael Keaton

Good god, I’ve sent drunk Facebook messages that had fewer typos than this, AND that left me with less regret in the morning. Which is saying a lot, because my drunk Facebook messages are totally incomprehensible and all directed to my dentist, Dr. Schmidt, for some reason. I don’t know why I do that.
Submitted by: Unknown

Clearly, being dropped on your head as a baby has made you very strong. Like, this strong.

Well, you know how the saying goes: “To err is human; to forgive, divine.”
Of course, Alexander Pope probably would have felt differently if someone had scratched this mess across his shoulder blades. Perhaps, if the famous quote were more along the lines of “To err is human; to err in a way that makes me look like a mouth-breathing subhuman is something that will get you beaten to death with a powdered wig,” I would have stayed awake during English 45B.

You know, loyality. It’s the qualitiy or state of being unwaivering in allegianice.

On the contrary, this actually seems like something that is going to be around for a long time to come.
Submitted by: Heather

You guys! Put on your party sombreros! It’s time for a fiesty! I love a good fiesty. It’s my favorite form of liesure.
Submitted by: evan