
No. I do not want this. Please, let’s go back to the taco party.
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No. I do not want this. Please, let’s go back to the taco party.
Submitted by: Bri

Hello Kitty’s kind of turning into the village scratching post, isn’t she?
Submitted by: anonymus

I would say something right now, but I’m busy chocking on my own tears.
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Submitted by: Unknown

Hey, Kim Kardashian had to have some sort of contingency plan for when she runs out of humans to blow. It’s just smart business. And she’s nothing if not smart. And businessy. And a skank who would perform sex acts on an alien if she thought it would keep her relevant.

Ah, yes, Hokusai’s late-career classic, The Dream of the Fisherman’s Chubby Sister-in-Law.
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I can’t say that it’s unusual for me to find myself at a loss for words around here, but this is just . . . wow. I really don’t know what to say about this. Even your average Juggalo would look at this tattoo and say, “Ninja, that tattoo be wack, yo.” And also, “I have an IQ of 190 and own my own home.” They always say that for some reason.
Submitted by: Unknown

Nickelodeon’s foray into the porn industry was a resounding failure.
Submitted by: karl

As IF. I might actually watch football if it were that interesting.
Submitted by: Sarah

So, all this time, “looking for clues” has been a euphemism?

Children’s books are getting weird.
Submitted by: Anonymous