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What Seems to Be the Problem, Officer?

Jan. 23, 2011

What Seems to Be the Problem, Officer?

The attempt to turn Tom of Finland’s works into a Saturday morning cartoon was a spectacular failure.

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Buggilingus

Jan. 22, 2011

Well? If it’s okay for octopuses to do it . . .

Submitted by: Satan_mamma

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A Different Kind of Human Centipede

Jan. 19, 2011

A Different Kind of Human Centipede

I love tattoos that are explicitly pornographic and yet careful to conceal any nipples or genitals. Because THAT would be offensive. Let’s keep this orgy family-friendly, okay?

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The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife

Jan. 18, 2011

The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife

Shunga? I just met her!

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Well There’s a Shocker

Jan. 14, 2011

Well There's a Shocker

It’s about time someone found a use for those two idle fingers.

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I Scream, You Scream, She Screams Because This Actually Kind of Hurts

Jan. 12, 2011

I Scream, You Scream, She Screams Because That Actually Kind of Hurts

Wait, are you telling me that that song was about sex? I thought it was just about pie. All this time I’ve considered it a baking anthem and listened to it while I was making pies on Thanksgiving. No wonder my grandma always gives me that weird look.

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Clutch the Pearls Exclamation Mark

Jan. 26, 2010

I'm Not That Shocked, Honestly
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

This is the third tattoo of “the shocker” that we’ve had on the site, which probably means that it’s time to come up with a new name for the whole idea. How about “the snooze o’clocker”? Or “the your friends are going to need to switch to a non-drowsy histamine blocker”? Or “the about as shocking as a pair of Dockers”?

Before I fall asleep, here’s my favorite moment from Veronica Mars:

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Doing God’s Work

Dec. 22, 2009

Shock Em AllSubmitted by: friends page via Submission Page

Oh, don’t act so shocked (heh). It’s not like this is the first time you’ve heard of “the shocker.” I mean, it goes back to ancient times.

Funny Tattoos: Don't make him use his smiting handSubmitted by: blackstar.com via Submission Page

Like, back to around Zero, B.C., actually.

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Dali Would be Proud

Jun. 21, 2009

Funny-Tattoos-WorldsMostHonestTrampStampInk Spotter: Eric P

I know, I know, “ha ha ha, mock mock, mock,” we’re pretty one-note here. But let’s give credit where due. This is a fantastically well-drafted image of two women licking an ejaculating penis while simultaneously appearing to be a butterfly. And a beautiful example of Surrealism.

In fact, it brings to mind a passage from the first Surrealist Manifesto of 1924: “The mind of the dreaming man is fully satisfied with whatever happens to it. . . . Kill, plunder more quickly, love as much as you wish. . . . Let yourself be led. Events will not tolerate deferment. You have no name. Everything is inestimably easy.”

In other words: “rock out with your cock out!” Two chicks. Blowing a guy. In the shape of a butterfly. Surrealism? Surawesomeism.

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