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Putting execution aside, does anyone really think that Jesus is going to be stoked about a tramp stamp in his honor? I’ve never been much of a religious person, but if heaven is all about shopping at Wet Seal and doing Slippery Nipple shots, well, then I guess I’m still not much of a religious person.
I have to admit, I’m guilty of glutteny myself. That’s when you go to the Olive Garden and order the Never Ending Pasta Bewl, right?
Submitted by: Marlatumor
Before I’d be tattooed
I’ll double-checking the stencil
Go home without a word missing
To live in FREEDOM! of ridicule
Submitted by: henny
Almost there. Just make that crossbar about seven inches wider and you’ll be able to cover the rest of those hideous tattoos.
Submitted by: mc
“For Billy Ray so loved Taco Bell party packs, that he gave his first begotten Daughter, that whosoever believeth in her should not have good taste in music, but at least see everlasting age-inappropriate stage outfits.” — Redneck 3:16
Submitted by: mc
Is that a tattoo, or did you just get punched in the face by the pope while he was wearing his “statement ring”?
Submitted by: Krystal
My favorite part is that there was a ten-year gap between Green Day and Nickelback. “That Dookie tour was really something, man. I didn’t see anything that moved me that much again until . . . Nickelback.”
THANKS, long-haired eighties biker guy! Hey, you look familiar. Did you used to tend bar at the Wicked Eye? No? I must be thinking of someone else then.
Submitted by: Unknown
. . . for just as Lego® Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of the sea monster, so shall the Playmobil® Son of Man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.”
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This tattoo and I are totally on the same wavelength. “JESUS CHRIST!” is exactly what I said when I saw this.
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