Ink Spotter: Alfie
That’s him, officer. He’s the one that stole my purse. I recognize him by the fact that he’s 68 inches tall.
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Archive for the 'prison tats' Category
Ichi the Petty Criminal
Nov. 30, 2009
The Teardrops Are for Lucky and Miss Meow. They Were Delicious
Nov. 5, 2009
Ink Spotter: Mildly Amused
I never thought that I’d find myself saying this, but I would be less creeped out if I found out that this guy actually ate cats.
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Faced!
Sep. 29, 2009
Ink Spotter: Lauren
Believe it or not, these are court-ordered tattoos. That’s right, these guys didn’t pay someone to get these, they were legally compelled to. The Git-R-Dun guy? A college professor who breached a contract. The court wanted to embarrass him, and remind him of what contracts require. Psycho? He submitted a script to Paramount that basically ripped-off the Norman Bates story. Now he’s reminded daily of his infringement.
Judges are getting pretty creative these days. Check out what happened to this guy found guilty of contempt of court:
Ink Spotter: Anon
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Twice A Day, He's Got The Time
Aug. 13, 2009
Ink Spotter: Anna H
The Knights Templar fell on pretty hard times 700 or so years ago. According to my sources, France’s King Philip charged them with numerous heresies and tortured them to extract false confessions of blasphemy. Pope Clement then issued the papal bull Pastoralis Praeeminentiae on November 22, 1307, which instructed all Christian monarchs in Europe to arrest all Templars and seize their assets. So yeah, that sucks. But they really hit bottom when one of their underground forces, centuries later, was arrested for DUI and an illegal U-turn in 2009. I think they may ask him to remove his Templar Shield tattoo. I hope for his sake the Clock Repairers’ Union isn’t as strict. Those lasers hurt.
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This Makes A Lot More Sense Than My “Fuck The Fire Department” Tattoo
Jul. 29, 2009
Ink Spotter: Cover-Up Artist
It’s not looking good for this guy, but there’s a way out of most situations for those who think on their feet:
“What seems to be the problem, officers? Oh, THIS? Oh no, it doesn’t refer to YOU! I meant the band! Yeah! I just really hate Sting and his simpering self-importance. I mean, that ‘I dream of ra-a-a-a-a-a-ain’ song? Gimme a break, right? Glad we got this all cleared up. You gentlemen have a nice day.”
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F Is For Frolic Through All The Flowers
Jul. 22, 2009
Submitted by: Sandman
Now, this guy might seem a bit, let’s say. . . intense. But come on, guys. Check out the chin. He’s really just about the F.U.N. Sing it with me now!
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
Down here in the deep blue sea!
Seriously though, my favorite part is the “SKIN HEAD” above the eyebrows. You know, just in case you weren’t sure what you were looking at.
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