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Archive for the 'prison tats' Category
Butterface
Aug. 22, 2011
So THAT’S what happens when you do hard time at the Candy Land Federal Correctional Institution.
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Skinhead
May. 28, 2011
You guys, this is my gift to you. If you’re ever dating someone your parents wouldn’t approve of, just show them this picture and say he’s your new boyfriend. Then when you tell them you’re kidding, they will be totally relieved to meet Jerry the drummer/pet store clerk with the Pabst logo tattoo on his wrist.
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The Real Crime Is That Goatee
May. 25, 2011
Okay kids, gather round! The mime is here! Hey, why does he have a gun?
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Where Did You Say You Were from Again?
May. 2, 2011
Your lips say “Compton,” but your eyes say “Come hither.”
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This One Goes Out to All the Ladies
May. 27, 2010
Submitted by: its on me via Submission Page
This guy knows what the ladies like. Gum. Right girls? Thought so.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
This guy apparently lets his guns do the talking. Unfortunately, all I’m hearing is “I’m a tool.” Where’s our fucking gum, asshole?
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Love what? I don’t think I like what this tattoo is implying: that the gum is already in his mouth. You’re supposed to offer it to the ladies BEFORE you chew it, dummy. No one wants it after it’s already in your mouth.
Or maybe they do. Maybe those lipstick stains are from the failed attempts of ladies to grab the gum directly out of his mouth. Right? Just say yes.
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If the Charge Was "Having Really Bad Ideas," Then I’d Say the System Works
Jan. 27, 2010
Submitted by: Liss via Submission Page
I’m no expert in the penal code, but I have a theory about how to avoid a wrongful conviction. This may sound crazy, but it involves NOT replacing your eyebrows with prison tattoos. It also involves a monkey in a chauffeur’s hat and a half-gallon tub of nacho-sliced jalapeños, but that’s a different story for a different day.
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No Company That Hires Me Shall Prosper
Jan. 11, 2010
Submitted by: twitter via Submission Page
Yeah, I think that Isaiah 54:17 is all about being a hard muthafucka. God’s basically the Ice Cube of deities.
Here’s a shot of his other cheek:
And a video of him actually getting the tattoo:
If you think it would be hard getting a job with that tattoo, imagine getting work in the food industry with this neck tattoo. Or if you feel like throwing up, this back tattoo should do the trick.
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Game Time!
Dec. 31, 2009
Submitted by: Photobucket via Submission Page
Three of these kids belong together.
Three of these kids are kind of the same.
Ink Spotter: Sean
But one of these kids is doing his own thing.
Now it’s time to play our game (a-time to play our game).
Submitted by: local mugshots in my area via Submission Page
Which of these kids is doing his own thing?
Come on, can you tell which one?
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Can you tell which kid is doing his own thing
Before my song is done?
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Protip: Don’t Use This for Your Match.com Profile Picture
Dec. 17, 2009
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Man I hate it when this happens. You go in for a cover-up of the cheekbone tattoo that you got back in your wild-child days, but it’s not quite satisfactory. So you get than covered up with something even bigger and darker, and so on an so forth until your whole face is obscured by black ink and the floor of your trailer is covered with toxic chemical waste from your meth lab. Slippery slope.
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