Ugh, so embarrassing when your mom insists upon giving you a kiss in public AND bites your upper lip clean off when she does it.
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Ouch
Dec. 7, 2011
I would just like to take this moment to remind everyone that the politically correct term is “burn survivor.” Now have at it.
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That’s Hot
Dec. 7, 2011
Needs more herpes.
Oh, wait, I thought those were stars. Never mind then. It’s perfect.
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You’re Weak. You’re Outta Control. And You’ve Become an Embarrassment to Yourself and Everybody Else
Dec. 6, 2011
Damn. I liked The Sopranos as much as anyone, but you’d have to be a pretty hardcore fan to get a tattoo specifically of Paulie with poison ivy on his face.
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All About Evil
Dec. 4, 2011
This Guyyyy
Dec. 2, 2011
Well, that’s one way to get a woman to sit on your face.
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Joe Jackson’s Let His Hair Grow Out
Nov. 30, 2011
Damn, so close. And by “close” I mean “offensively bad.”
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It’s Getting Hoff in Here
Nov. 21, 2011
I thought that was a baby tiger getting hassled by the Hoff in this picture, but a look at the original (if you ever doubt how much I care about you, remind yourself that I just Googled “David Hasselhoff naked” for you) reveals that it’s a pair of luckless Shar Pei puppies. I’m not sure what it says about me that identifying the animal was my primary concern upon seeing a tattoo of David Hasselhoff naked, but I sincerely I hope that I never find out.
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So THAT’S Why Spinach Has Been Giving Me Nightmares
Nov. 20, 2011
For those of you that have been wondering what Popeye would look like in real life, here’s your answer. Also, that’s a really weird thing to be wondering about.
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You and Me Both, Kid. You and Me Both
Nov. 17, 2011
This is actually a great tattoo of this baby. Except that in the picture she looks curious and possibly a little mischievous, and in the tattoo she looks UNFATHOMABLY SAD. But hey, maybe that’s what this parent wanted. “Give me a tattoo of my daughter, but make it look like I’ve already told her that Santa Claus isn’t real, polar bears will soon be extinct, and that every political candidate she’ll get excited about will eventually disappoint her. Perfect.”
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