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Your Navel Has Some Questions About This

May. 24, 2009

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Image Credit: Bibiduck

As it turns out, getting the Konami Code inked onto your body doesn’t result in 30 extra lives for real. Thanks for trying though. Someone needed to find out. Maybe you could try all the DOOM cheat codes on your back. If you get nothing more out of it than a chainsaw, I say it was worthwhile.

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And To Think I Went With The Ruben Studdard Tattoo

May. 18, 2009

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Clay Aiken. Fine. I won’t even bother commenting on how ridiculous it is to get a Clay Aiken tattoo. I know he has legions of fans, and branding any one of them as crazy for getting this tattoo ignores the very important fact that if you’re a fan of Clay Aiken, you were probably crazy to begin with. I’m not even going to dwell on the fact that this picture makes Clay look EVEN MORE RETARDED than he does in the flesh.

What I wanted to know is why his head appears to be rising out of a misshapen black hole. After some Googling, I found this:

...can be determined by how he sits in a chair

So it’s the picture from the cover of his first album. Except without the arms. Just the sleeves. Given the skill of the tattoo artist, I guess the arms were too hard to do. As was forgoing the sleeve and instead attempting to include his chin. It was just too big a risk. You wouldn’t have wanted this tattoo to have turned out ugly, right?

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