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I Might Have to Cut My Funyuns with Something Stronger to Make it Through This Thing

Aug. 13, 2010

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That...Actually...is Great Line Work

Submitted by: Mira

Well, I’ll be honest. Clown Week is starting to get on my fucking nerves. Next time I decide to do a themed week, someone please remind me to do something that doesn’t make me want to drown myself in a bathtub full of Faygo and Steel Reserve.

Anyway, as we mosh toward the bitter end, here’s a clown tattoo that’s actually kind of awesome—albeit utterly terrifying—to help you hang in there. At least I think it’s a clown. Maybe it’s a zombie Larry Fine. Whatever.

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You’ve Got Something on Your Chin

Jul. 26, 2010

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Those Eyebrows Just Make Him Look Confused

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I almost hate to go down this path, but . . .

So hard to resist. I think it’s the eyebrows.

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Eyebrow Tattoos KILL

Jul. 15, 2010

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Source: The Smoking Gun via Dlisted

. . . or at least they try to.

This guy was arrested for trying to run down his landlady with a minivan. But he don’t care. Judging by that expression, he’s expecting the mothership to beam him back up to Planet Snakebrows annnny second now.

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E.T. Bone Home

Feb. 12, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - For Practice? Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Is the tip of the index finger where common sense is stored? Because this guy seems to have lost both.

Anyway, since you guys seem to love tattoos that make the best of a bad situation, I’ve posted another one for you after the jump. A word of warning: it is not for the faint of heart. Click to see more… »

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Here's One: You’re an Idiot

Feb. 11, 2010

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Funny Tattoos - Oh, I Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

FIRST!!!!!!1!!!

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Holy Slashfic Tattoo, Batman!

Oct. 23, 2009

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Funnt Tattoo - check out his burbur chest hair, nice. Ink Spotter: Anon

Is that a grapple-gun in your Bat utility belt, or are you just happy to see me?

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No, No, I Said I Wanted a STIPPLED PHOENIX!

Oct. 13, 2009

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Funny Tattoo - Leather Daddy Ink Spotter: James

Cute. But really, why dick around (GONG!) getting a tattoo that makes your nipple look like a giant penis when you could get it a little bit lower and make your actual penis look like a giant penis? Imagine what a four-inch-tall leather daddy would look like with a four-inch long penis.

You’re welcome?

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I’m Going To Get A Tramp Stamp Of My Tailbone (UPDATE!)

Sep. 14, 2009

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Funny Tattoo - censor fetus w00t w00t! Ink Spotter: Ellie

So you got your internal reproductive organs reproduced on the outside of your skin. Big effin deal. Call me when you man up (heh) and get a serious internal organ tattooed externally. Like your skull:

Funny Tattoos: This must confuse his dentist to no end
Source: Tattoo Design Group

Makes that uterus look like child’s play, doesn’t it? HA HA, get it? “Child’s play”? I slay me.

UPDATE:
Thanks to those commenters who have pointed us to more info on Zombie Boy. We found this interview particularly enlightening. Zombie Boy is predictably insane and also unintentionally hilarious. For example, this is his explanation of why he does what he does:

“I thought long and hard about what I really wanted, what my passion was. And I decided I wanted to be a fucking zombie.”

Kind of hard to argue with that, I guess. Here’s a more recent picture of him:

Funny Tattoos: Welcome to my home Source: Bizarre Magazine

Zombie Boy also says that he’s a “much happier person” since getting his tattoos and no longer wants “to fucking kill everybody.” So what do you think, ladies? Would you kick him out of bed for eating brains?

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Big Daddy Almost Cut Her Out of the Will for This

Aug. 19, 2009

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Funny Tattoo - On her mind Ink Spotter: Ignelius

What? You never saw the episode of The Golden Girls where Blanche falls in with a biker crowd? Smitten with the gang’s leather-clad leader, Miami Mike, she takes her attempts to impress him too far at a piercing and tattoo parlor. Sophia cracks wise about how all that penetration probably doesn’t compare to Blanche’s college days and Rose recounts a story about how back in St. Olaf, motorcycle gangs actually rode pigs. But it isn’t until Miami Mike cheats on her with a younger member of the gang (the buxom Pleather Pensacola) that Blanche realizes she’s trying to be something she’s not.

Cheesecake and laser surgery all around (Blanche for tattoo removal, the other gals just to zap some varicose veins). Credits.

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You’ve Got A Little Something There Near Your Eye (UPDATE: CONTEST!)

Jul. 30, 2009

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Funny-Tattoos-DrugsMustBeWorking
Submitted By: Anonymous

I spy, all ‘round your eye
12 circling spiders*
Not 13? Why?
A baker’s dozen
Of bad luck would seem
A better choice for this
Sociopathic scene
_{*Yeah maybe they’re ants. It’s called poetic license.}

Update:
Commenter Aunt Martha has given us a great idea: HAIKU CONTEST! Everyone loves a haiku contest, right? Right?

Give us your best tattoo- or bug-related (or both!) haiku in the comments. We’ll pick our favorite by midnight tomorrow, and the winner will get their face tramp-stamped** onto the Ugly Tatter (Stephen or Jessica) of their choice (provided they can send us an image. If not, we’ll just guess at what you look like based on your haiku).

Don’t disappoint us! Here’s one to warm you up:

They’re ants, not spiders
As though that makes this better
He still has no job

_{**through the magic of Photoshop}

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I Might Have to Cut My Funyuns with Something Stronger to Make it Through This Thing

You’ve Got Something on Your Chin

Eyebrow Tattoos KILL

E.T. Bone Home

Here's One: You’re an Idiot

Holy Slashfic Tattoo, Batman!

No, No, I Said I Wanted a STIPPLED PHOENIX!

I’m Going To Get A Tramp Stamp Of My Tailbone (UPDATE!)

Big Daddy Almost Cut Her Out of the Will for This

You’ve Got A Little Something There Near Your Eye (UPDATE: CONTEST!)

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