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Princess Peach

Aug. 19, 2011

Princess Peach

If this is all that Princess Peach gets up to these days, then I know someone who’s getting a shiny new pair of kneepads for Christmas.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: she is a friend of mine from school...

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Nice . . . Hat?

Jul. 15, 2011

Nice . . . Hat?

It’s an allegory for the Cold War. Or wait, maybe it’s an allegory for 1989 World Series? Could go either way.

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True Love

May. 19, 2011

True Love

Wait a minute. Black nail polish, in a serious relationship with a vibrator . . .

Taylor Momsen, is that you?!

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Via: Facebook

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It the Little Things That Count

May. 5, 2011

It the Little Things That Count

“I would like something small and tasteful.”

“Would you settle for something that’s just small?”

“Sure.”

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RoxyShay

Via: tumblr

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I Had That Nightmare Once

May. 1, 2011

I Had That Nightmare Once

They say that a picture is worth a thousand words, so instead of telling you how I feel about this tattoo, please allow me to show you: Click to see more… »

Submitted by: b.roche

Via: i tattooed it

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The Fun Had to End Sometime

Apr. 30, 2011

Submitted by: Unknown

Well of course. You can’t live a life of nonstop hedonism without taking it too far every once in a while.

Or every twice in a while . . . Click to see more… »

Submitted by: Sunwind

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Angels and Demons

Apr. 18, 2011

Angels and Demons

And nine months later, Lady Gaga was born.

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Dream on, Dude

Apr. 15, 2011

Dream on, Dude

Seriously though, longtime UT readers and those of us who are dead on the inside (like your truly) will not find this shocking. Inner-thigh penis tattoos should be aspirational, like the price point on a pair of Bruno Maglis. This is the Sketchers of penis tattoos. Go big or go home.

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The International Symbol for “WTF?”

Apr. 3, 2011

The International Symbol for "WTF?"

This guy didn’t necessarily want a three-headed penis monster alongside his tattoo of a sexy, leg-shackle–pooping vixen. But you see, the artist isn’t so great with hands, so he needed SOMETHING to cover them up. I mean, you don’t want your tattoo to have ugly hands, right? That would RUIN it.

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cecocola

Via: deviantart.com

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Morning TV Has Taken a Turn for the Weird

Apr. 2, 2011

Morning TV Has Taken a Turn for the Weird

I’ve never watched The Jeremy Kyle Show, so for all I know this could be exactly what it’s like. I mean, you Brits are into some weird stuff, so why not a talk show hosted by E.T. polishing his knob while telling you to eff off? After all, you’re the ones who gave us Russell Brand.

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convex_concave

Via: on my leg

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