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Alright, you have my attention. Now what is it that you want?
Oh, that was it? Okay then.
PS: Check back later today for the winner of our haiku contest and the debut of a certain Ugly Tatter’s new backside body art!
Submitted By: Maude
Back in the era of the big ol’ minivan, I always thought Ford should have put out a model called the Deathstar. They had the Aerostar and the Windstar, why not a ginormous, sky-blocking version with an ominous name to match?
This woman has named something else the Deathstar: her uterus. It is a fearsome, world-destroying place. She appears, however, to challenge your X-Wings to take it on. This tattoo is both an invitation and a warning — come and get it, boys, but don’t expect your proton torpedoes to be very effective — she has no intention of ending up behind the wheel of a minivan.
UPDATE:
After some commenters pointed out what looked like a C-section scar hiding in that Death Star, we here at Ugliest Tattoos decided to look into the matter. And you guys were right: some research revealed that this chick has been pregnant before, and this tattoo was not a pretty sight when she was. Behold:
Source: IziSmile
This isn’t funny. At all. It’s not a mistake. It’s not a misguided effort. It’s not a brain-damaged “oops!” It’s utterly intentional, utterly sad, and utterly mind-out-of. If the stripes were just on the body, sure, there would comments to make. “Congrats, lady. You’re a tiger! Ha ha.” But once we get to the face, we’re looking at the face of pathology. “Society is dead to me. I have a trust fund, and will never need a job. I say ‘meow,’ unironically. No, wait, I say ‘roawwr!’ Got it? I’m an effing tiger!”
And again, that’s not funny. That’s sad. That’s shut-down-the-website-sad. You know what? Fuck you, tiger. We’re keeping the website.
Oh, hey, so you got a tattoo of a scantily clad cowgirl with humungous boobs. Congrats. But why are you getting that weird incision alongside?
Source: Storms Whisper (via Dave Schappell)
Ah, OF COURSE. To get fake tits for your tattoo. Ask a stupid question, get a REALLY stupid answer.
Be careful there, buddy. I’ve heard that cosmetic surgery is a slippery slope. Will a miniature breast augmentation be enough? Next you might find yourself getting Botox on the shoulder where you have an aging portrait of your ex-girlfriend. Or hair plugs on that tiger across your upper back. Laser tattoo removal for your tattoos that have made their own poor decisions to get ugly tattoos? Where does it end?
Source: Rotten Yellow
I’ve been staring at this picture forever, trying to figure out why it seems so strange. Sure, it’s a dude with face tats, but there’s something that makes him even weirder than your average rejecter of social norms.
Then it finally hit me. It’s a guy with multiple piercings and a vaguely intimidating Guido-chain around his neck, whose face, neck, chest, and presumably other body parts are COMPLETELY FUCKING COVERED in tattoos. And yet, with those glasses, he looks like my uncle Donald. Like, if you told me he’s a civil engineer and works for the department of transportation, I wouldn’t bat an eye.
If you were that committed to living outside the mainstream, wouldn’t you make an effort to buy glasses from somewhere other than the LensCrafters in your local strip mall?
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