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It’s almost as if someone looked at our enviable collection of botched Marilyn tats and said “Yeah, but how can I make mine MORE disgusting?”
You win, dude. You win.

I would like to know the thought process of someone who covers himself with tattoos, piercings, and subdermal implants, and then says, “You know what I need? The word ‘FREAK’ tattooed across my chest. In Algerian.” ALGERIAN. What, were they all out of “FREAK” tattoos in Papyrus?
Submitted by: sbelle

Does anyone else smell a love connection? Or is that just the smell infected piercings and broken dreams?
Submitted by: Unknown

While I’m sure that this young lady is coordinated enough to avoid any sort of blood-spurting injury involving those nails or those dermal implants, it might be a good idea for her to keep her Terrible Towel on her person at all times, just in case.
Submitted by: BBC

There you go again, ruining it for the rest of us. Why do people with face tattoos always turn up in mug shots? Now when I go home for Christmas, all I’m going to hear from my mother is, “Oh, nice satanic emblems you got on your forehead there. What’s next? Gonna go murder someone?” I swear, she is so judgmental.
Submitted by: Val M
Via: www.nydailynews.com

I don’t know what “inhotelsewingkitscissorsinty” means, but I do know that I want no part of it.
Submitted by: Green Eggs and Sam

This guy doesn’t need to worry about his face tattoos impeding his ability to secure employment. He saves tons of money by owning only one shirt.
Submitted by: Unknown
Via: www.facebook.com

Oh, awesome. Do you think you could come over and slam your forehead onto some steaks for me? It would be a big help. And to think I was worried that misplacing my meat tenderizer would ruin dinner!