
Well, at least he’s always ready for a job interview. “How good are you at throwing barrels at plumbers?”
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Well, at least he’s always ready for a job interview. “How good are you at throwing barrels at plumbers?”
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I remember laughing at my friend Jared when he got Nintendo thumb in the third grade. But Jared showed all of us by going on to be the world’s first thumbless tattoo artist.
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Speaking of things that are dead, I was recently reminded of a little early nineties abomination in children’s entertainment called Club Mario, a low-budget, meandering, kaleidoscopic (if you could fill a kaleidoscope with every t-shirt from The Limited Too circa 1989) live-action counterpart to the animated segments of The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (which, incidentally, were also stupid). Club Mario was so ridiculous and unrehearsed that it proved either that kids (at least my brother and I) will watch anything or that Nintendo doesn’t give a rat’s ass who they license their trademarks to (probably both).
Anyway, if you’ve never seen Club Mario, then you’re lucky and I’m sorry:

If this is all that Princess Peach gets up to these days, then I know someone who’s getting a shiny new pair of kneepads for Christmas.
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Via: she is a friend of mine from school...

So THAT’S where the second controller went! I thought the dog buried it in the backyard.

Uh oh. Looks like our princess is in another issue of Hustler.

So . . . can I play Street Fighter II with this or what?
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I thought this tattoo was pretty cute, until I realized that it’s the reason I’ve had “Two Princes” stuck in my head for the last seven hours. And for that I can never forgive it.
Via: My Pictures

Aww, it’s nice when you find a guy who will hold your spores for you while you puke.
Submitted by: Holly