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I thought this tattoo was pretty cute, until I realized that it’s the reason I’ve had “Two Princes” stuck in my head for the last seven hours. And for that I can never forgive it.
Via: My Pictures
Okay, I know that tattoos are much more popular now than they were back when I was in high school, but kids these days (yes, I just used that phrase. Now get offa my lawn) do know that they don’t have to go under the needle with every fleeting thought that flits through their tiny little brains, right? I think we need a PSA to raise awareness of the fact that you’re allowed to be in Model UN without getting a Ban Ki-moon tramp stamp to commemorate it. Otherwise, the PEN 15 club is about to get a whole lot more serious.
I know you nerds flip your lids for anything Star Trek–related, so here’s a little treat for you. Enjoy your Spocktopus.
Personally, I would like to see a Dwayne “The Rocktopus” Johnson tattoo. Can you smell what The Rocktopus is cooking? Yeah, and it smells like calamari. Wait, is calamari octopus or squid? What were we talking about again? How did I get in this tree? Who are all you people? Get out of my house! This tree is my house now.
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Well kids, it’s Friday afternoon, so here’s a little treat for you. I know how you guys go nuts for anything Legos- or Star Wars–related, so this should kill two nerds with one stoner’s tat. Have a good weekend.
Via: On my Arm
Now, you might think that this tattoo is an epic marker of sex-repelling nerdiness, but don’t worry. His Mr. Spock costume totally covers it up.
Via: Online looking for tattoo shops
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*Gets out teddy bear.*
Now, Toad, show me where the man in green touched you.
Oh come on. It’s not THAT hard to memorize. I did it when I was seven.
I wonder what piece of information from the age of seven would have that spot in my head today if the Konami Code wasn’t still hanging around like an appendectomy scar. Perhaps a memory from a trip to Disneyland or a secret from a childhood friend? Of course, my only childhood friend was named “JUSTIN BAILEY —— ——,” so maybe it’s for the best.
PlayStation addiction takes an ugly turn. The worst part? This isn’t even a tattoo.
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You know, I like video games as much as the next girl. Or at least I used to think so. Now I’m pretty sure that’s wrong, so let me revise: I like video games as much as someone who played them through the early nineties and now just fondly thinks back on Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! and occasionally drunkenly flirts with the idea of buying an old school Nintendo on ebay but probably would not get a tattoo like this. Probably. That said, I don’t remember what happened after 11 o’clock last night, and, now that you mention it, my back kind of hurts.
You would think that someone who loves math so much that they got the quadratic formula tattooed onto their forearm would also have some sort of appreciation for the precision of aesthetically pleasing typography. But no. Obviously not.
Also, did anyone else’s algebra teacher try to convince them that a good mnemonic for the quadratic formula was a tuneless and not at all memorable song like this one? What was up with that? Next time I try to get my aunt Shirley to remember the address of my “innernet blog,” I’m going to spell out “U-G-L-I-E-S-T-T-A-T-T-O-O-S-dot-F-A-I-L-B-L-O-G-dot-O-R-G” to the tune of the quadratic formula song and see what she does. Besides cut me out of her will.
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