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Archive for the 'nerdiness' Category
As Long As We’re Celebrating Stuff, How About A Hand For Whoever Invented Shirts?
Jun. 9, 2009
Source: Funniez.net
Is there anything else you’d care to defile — I mean, honor — by including it in this mess, or are you satisfied with just the three? Perhaps a religious emblem, beloved landmark, or deceased ancestor? Come on, I think I see room there on one of your love handles for a portrait of grandma.
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Good Thing He's Not a Hemophiliac. Too Many Letters.
Jun. 4, 2009
Source: Daisy of Love
Huh. Not what you’d expect on a knuckle tat. Those tend to be reserved for tough-guy stuff like “thug life” or a gang affiliation. But I guess diabetes is kind of hardcore. I mean, you have to moderate your sugar intake and stick yourself with needles. And live with the fact that commercials starring Wilford Brimley are aimed at your demographic.
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And Why The Hell Is Marilyn Manson Trapped In That Bubble?
Jun. 2, 2009
Image Source: Daisy of Love
This whole Harry Potter phenomenon is great, isn’t it? I mean, really great. Encouraging children to read, whisking adults away to a fantastical dream world, etc. You know what else is great? Proust’s A Remembrance of Things Past. And health insurance. And the way that plants convert the carbon dioxide we humans produce back into the oxygen we breathe. All things you should also get tattoos of as well, in my opinion.
PS: Enjoy never getting laid again.
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Your Navel Has Some Questions About This
May. 24, 2009
Image Credit: Bibiduck
As it turns out, getting the Konami Code inked onto your body doesn’t result in 30 extra lives for real. Thanks for trying though. Someone needed to find out. Maybe you could try all the DOOM cheat codes on your back. If you get nothing more out of it than a chainsaw, I say it was worthwhile.
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Blood Is Thicker Than Water, But Silicon Is Thicker Than Blood
May. 13, 2009
Image Credit: Mac
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Brothers. Inseparable throughout childhood, each was the others protector and best friend. Their college years kept them similarly attached, passing evenings by each other’s side, scarcely participating in the unseemly debauchery of their peers.
Then the mid 1980s came. Everyone was choosing sides, and they were no exception. Jim found himself standing by his Apple Lisa; Jerry’s allegiance was to the PC and MS-DOS Executive, later to become Windows 1.0.
Both were at MacWorld in ‘97 when Jobs and Gates announced the shocking partnership between Apple and Microsoft. Neither took the unlikely alliance as a sign that it was time to bury the hatchet. Twelve years later, having crossed paths only at a cousin’s wedding and their father’s funeral, they’ve still never spoken.
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