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Ink Spotter: Anonymous
I’m beginning to think that people are getting tattoos that defy explanation (and sanity) just to mess with me. I have nothing to say about you, Billy Mays Cupcake. Except that you are an insult to Ed McMahon, whose likeness I have yet to see rendered in permanent ink, with a cupcake or otherwise.
If you think the tattoo itself is crazy, wait till you see just who got it slap-chopped into his skin:
Submitted By: Britney S
So . . . it’s a cranky dinosaur. Wearing a bad toupee. Shouting at us.
I’ve got it! Donald Trump! What do I win?
Submitted By: Satchmo
Look, I appreciate that this girl gone wild made an effort to get something other than a butterfly tramp stamp. But a shark eating a baby? In an ocean of blood? In her armpit? Couldn’t we have met in the middle somewhere? Like a shark tramp stamp? Or a butterfly in the armpit? Anything not eating a baby? Work with me here.
Ink Spotter: Anonymous
“OK, shave a spot on my calf. Good. Now turn on the needle! Dip it in the ink. I don’t care! Any ink! Ink it! Now draw! Draw! Go! Go! Go! Yeah! Get it done! Does it look like something yet? Yeah it does. It’s something! Now stop.”
Source: GeekStir.com
“I have this idea for a children’s book. This cowboy rides a dinosaur.”
“I like it! So how did the cowboy get the dinosaur to let him ride it?”
“I . . . don’t know.”
“Well, okay. Then why is the dinosaur in the Old West, millions of years out of time? Or is the cowboy back in the Jurassic?”
“Didn’t really think about that.”
“Okay, so what sort of conflict will they have? What obstacle will cowboy and dinosaur have to overcome together?”
“Gosh, I . . . look, it’s going to be a cowboy. Riding a dinosaur.”
“That’s all you’ve got?”
“Yeah. Pretty awesome, huh?”
“Maybe there’s something else you could do with the idea.”
Source: Totoro
I’m sure this design is loaded with deeply personal symbolic meaning. Or at least that you thought so when you were having that acid flashback and skipped down to the nearest tattoo parlor.
Whatever it is, it’s scaring the dog.
Source: Mixx
This is the tattoo you get when you walk into the parlor and say, “I want a tattoo, but I’m just not sure what to get.” It’s known as the Kitchen Sink. Fan of James Brown? Done. How about Wu-Tang? Bam. Into bats, or flying animals of any kind? You’re covered.
What about Batman, birds, Jambi, aliens, dragons, dreadlocks, Frankenstein, goblins, Native American imagery, dinosaurs, or making your torso look like a face wearing a Crusader’s helmet? I defy you to find something not represented by this tattoo.
Source: ImageShack
The shit is really going to hit the fan in the neo-Nazi community when it gets out that there are nude pictures of the Prussian Blue girls floating around.
Seriously though, where exactly does one find a tattoo artist so obviously experienced in melding two such seemingly disparate genres? Is there an underground gay white supremacist group that gets together to talk over cosmos about ending immigration and how the idea of the Holocaust is “so silly!”?
Source: English Russia
“I want a teddy bear. No, no, make it a tiger. With sharp teeth, but cute gentle ears. Actually, wait – I think I want Bobby Hill, from ‘King of the Hill.’ Geez, I can’t decide. Can you just mix them together? Oh yeah, and make it look like a child did the drawing. With his left hand. Now lemme see. Perfect!
OK, now I want some kind of fierce dinosaur. Well, a dinosaur anyway, but instead of fierce, how about drunk? That better represents me. You know, holding its arms out, trying to keep its balance, but very near to toppling. Really. Drunk. Like the Bobby Hill Tiger Bear, I want it to be very crude. I said child-like before, but lets go with even less well-executed. As though a glue-sniffing eight-year-old wearing sunglasses drafted this. In dim light. And make sure the dinosaur has a crown. Duh. Lemme see again. It’s like you read my mind.”
Source: English Russia
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