Face tattoos may be ill-advised, but what else are you going to do to distract people from THAT HAIR?
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Archive for the 'mug shots' Category
Sad Clown
Dec. 29, 2011
What a Charmer
Sep. 13, 2011
There you go again, ruining it for the rest of us. Why do people with face tattoos always turn up in mug shots? Now when I go home for Christmas, all I’m going to hear from my mother is, “Oh, nice satanic emblems you got on your forehead there. What’s next? Gonna go murder someone?” I swear, she is so judgmental.
Submitted by: Val M
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The Real Crime Is That Goatee
May. 25, 2011
Okay kids, gather round! The mime is here! Hey, why does he have a gun?
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All Eyes on Me
May. 16, 2011
Do I really have to add a tag for “boobs with eyes”? Please say no. Call me crazy, but I think a much better solution would be for people to STOP GETTING TATTOOS OF EYES ON THEIR BOOBS.
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Where Did You Say You Were from Again?
May. 2, 2011
Your lips say “Compton,” but your eyes say “Come hither.”
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Genius
Feb. 4, 2011
Sometimes I worry that people won’t get that I’m a genius, which is why I usually introduce myself by saying, “Hi, my name is Jessica and I’m a genius.” But this guy doesn’t have to be so unbecomingly forward, because he was smart enough to just get “Genius” tattooed across his forehead. I guess that’s what makes him the real genius. That and pistol whipping a pregnant woman. Maybe it’s a tie.
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Mi Cara Loca
Jan. 11, 2011
Hey . . . I think I know that guy!
Oh wait, no. I was thinking of someone else: my desk from ninth grade algebra class. The two really look alike, but this guy’s got a spider web in the middle, and the desk had a big mushroom cloud with “Green Day” written over it in that spot. Sorry for the mix-up.
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Since When Is it a Crime to Root for Fresno State?
Aug. 3, 2010
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Okay, I think I’ve got it figured out:
Margin of error: +/- the few photos of Mike Tyson that actually aren’t mug shots.
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Eyebrow Tattoos KILL
Jul. 15, 2010
Source: The Smoking Gun via Dlisted
. . . or at least they try to.
This guy was arrested for trying to run down his landlady with a minivan. But he don’t care. Judging by that expression, he’s expecting the mothership to beam him back up to Planet Snakebrows annnny second now.
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