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The Fail Aquatic

Oct. 9, 2011

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The Fail Aquatic

Like every good quasi-cultured snob my age, I Netflix each one of Wes Anderson’s movies and then fall asleep in the middle because GODDAMN these things are slow-paced and how is this bottle of wine empty already guess I’ll just have a little Jim Beam zzzzzzzzzzz.

So I guess I must have missed the part of The Life Aquatic where Steve Zissou turns into the crusty hobo who lives behind my corner liquor store and calls me “Doreen” for reasons I don’t understand and probably never will.

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Lady and the Tramp Stamp

Oct. 8, 2011

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Lady and the Tramp Stamp

“Oh THAT’S what you meant by ‘doggie style.’ I see. Well, this has been fun, but I think I’m just going to take my Mike’s Hard Lemonade and get going now . . .”

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HEYYYYYYY YOUUUUU GUYYYYYYYS!!!

Sep. 30, 2011

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HEYYYYYYY YOUUUUU GUYYYYYYYS!!!

Well, it’s Friday and I’m feeling generous, so here’s a little Chunk for you to Truffle Shuffle with as you sneak out of the office early. Have a great weekend, and take us away, Chunk!

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Things Got Out of Control

Sep. 23, 2011

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The Hangover Part 3

Apparently The Hangover Part III takes a turn for the meta.

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More Than Meets the Eye

Sep. 21, 2011

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More Than Meets the Eye

Here’s hoping.

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Wild Thing

Sep. 19, 2011

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Wild Thing

It’s been approximately 15 minutes since we had a Charlie Sheen tattoo around here, and I hear that his roast airs tonight, so here is a little reminder that he is, presumably, still alive and snorting.

And with that, I am completely out of cocaine jokes, so let’s all take a moment to remember Carlos in his best role:

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Hail Mary, Full of Alien

Sep. 17, 2011

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Hail Mary, Full of Alien

Much like The Star Wars Holiday Special, the Alien Christmas Sing-a-Long was a resounding failure.

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Presented Without Comment

Sep. 16, 2011

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Presented Without Comment

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Shih Tzubacca

Sep. 16, 2011

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Shih Tzubacca

I don’t see what’s so bad about this. I mean, Nick Nolte looks a lot better than he did in his last mug shot.

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What’s Up with the Youth?

Sep. 2, 2011

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What's Up with the Youth?

I’m just going to leave this here:

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