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Submitted by: ORSM via Submission Page
I know this is supposed to be a reference to Alien, but, like every other 13-year-old in the room, I can’t help but think of Spaceballs.
In fact . . .
Ahh, much better.
On that note, aliens seem to be everywhere today.
Submitted by: Blake via Submission Page
I’m beginning to wonder if Rob Zombie laid down some sort of decree that all Devil’s Rejects tattoos must be done by his mildly retarded nephew, Doug Zombie. Doug’s a good kid and deserves a break. Just not one that involves playing drums on one of Uncle Rob’s records, so maybe the tattoo thing will shut him up about that for a while.
Submitted by: MySpace/Random search for Rocky Dennis via Submission Page
Aw, look you guys! It’s Courtney! She grew up to be a lovely young lady after all. Kind of a five-head, but not quite the Klingon we were expecting.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Here is why I would never get a tattoo of someone’s face. This whole thing is actually okay, and in fact falls only slightly short of the source material:
And yet, when we’re talking about something as out-there as Labyrinth, “slightly short” puts you in dangerous territory. David Bowie is already looking a bit like something out of RuPaul’s Drag Race (I mean, more so than usual), and, if it were any worse, you’d be getting questions about your tattoo of Vincent from the Beauty and the Beast TV series.
Submitted by: At a local bookstore Twilight quiz night! via Submission Page
Is this poorly executed? Or did someone walk into a tattoo parlor and say, “Give me Robert Pattinson, but make it look like he just got some bad Botox. No, I mean, like, really bad. Like so bad that it paralyzed the right side of his face. Also, give him MacGyver’s hair. Perfect.”
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Where does one start with a disaster of these proportions? The trite sentiment? The crappy portraits? The inclusion of Disney characters?
Taken all together it’s a bit more than I can handle emotionally, so let’s put the main tattoo aside for now and talk instead about the maple leaf up there at the top. Some of you may recognize it as the logo for the Canadian Baseball League, a minor league that was started in 2003. And ended in 2003. That’s right, the league lasted less than a year. Less than a season, actually.
So, woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks to be inked with the logo of a sports league that didn’t even last as long as the XFL. And really, who gets a tattoo of the league’s logo, rather than that of a particular team? When you think about it, that little maple leaf contained the seeds of fail that would eventually germinate into the clusterfuck down below. Disney should sue, because I’m pretty sure their stock price drops every time this woman decides to wear a backless tank top out of the house.
Submitted By: Marge
Twilight is a good argument for upping the minimum age required to get a tattoo. I haven’t seen it, but apparently there’s something about this unwashed chupacabra that sets hearts aflutter and brains a-stupid even outside the preteen set. So I’ve decided to keep my distance, lest I wake up from deprogramming to find myself with an unfortunate decision etched into my skin. My parents still haven’t forgiven me for that Rainbow Brite tattoo I got in first grade.
If you think the above is bad, well, it’s because you haven’t seen this:
Submitted By: Amy B
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