So in this version, Luke gets his pinky toenail cut off, then Darth Vadar issues the revelation that “Luke, I am your distant cousin.” It’s called Star Scuffles.
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Hula Fett
Jan. 26, 2012
It’s the dance that tells a story. A really, really long story that also has three annoying prequels, some comic books, and a bunch of bad novelizations. And a holiday special that no one talks about.
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Captain Jacked-Up
Jan. 10, 2012
Huh. I thought that Johnny Depp had signed on for the fifth installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean series, but apparently not. I don’t think it will be quite the same with Jon Cryer in the Captain Jack Sparrow role.
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HelOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jan. 7, 2012
People in my hometown made a big deal out of Mrs. Doubtfire because one of the scenes was filmed in a local restaurant and everyone was sure they’d be BFFs with Sally Field and/or Pierce Brosnan’s plus-one for the wrap party by the time the director shouted “CUT” through an old-timey blowhorn. I went to see it in the theater with my parents, and then saw it again a few days later at a birthday party. I wasn’t so hot on it the first time around, and had I known the plan for Lisa Fitzsimons’ big day, well, I probably would have forgone Costco sheet cake to avoid seeing Robin Williams in drag twice. (Also, who the hell takes 12 kids to the movies for a birthday party? Lazy. Either that or Mrs. Fitzsimons’s affection for white zinfandel made a dark theater preferable to a houseful of screaming kids, which actually would explain why Lisa had to drive us home.)
Anyway, what I’m saying it that, almost 20 years later, I’m still not ready to have any more Mrs. Doubtfire in my life.
Mrs. Doubtfranklin on the other hand . . .
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Boob Wars
Jan. 2, 2012
I wonder if this woman ever goes to w00tstock just to see how many aneurysms she can cause.
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Were All Stupid Here
Dec. 28, 2011
We were all mad here, but then we talked it through and now everything’s just fine.
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I Don’t Know What “Saffe” Is, But I Think I’ll Pass
Dec. 26, 2011
If this tattoo is making you sad, then you should try reading the surrounding passage in Twilight, like I just did. You’ll forget all about the tattoo and be sad for entirely different reasons.
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I Said, “Next,” Goddammit! This Is Not the DMV!
Dec. 25, 2011
Well kids, here’s one last jolly holiday tattoo to round out our Christmas coverage. Hope you’re all filled with warm fuzzies!
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Be an Optimist Prime
Dec. 23, 2011
Here We Go Again
Dec. 13, 2011
I’m not done crying yet, so you’re on your own for this one.
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