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Fuck Something

Feb. 5, 2010

Funny Tattoos: Maybe it’s purposely left up to the interpretation of the readerSubmitted by: Work via Submission Page

Good old knuckle tats. Today’s set features an obscenity and an illegible. “Fuck Foam”? “Fuck Toad”? “Fuck Foal”?

Why can’t you be more like this young man?

Funny Tattoos - Kinda VaugeSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Neat AND inoffensive. The kind of knuckle tats you can take home to mom.

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Pedantic Title: There Was No Dark Blue Ghost

Jan. 18, 2010

Cherry!  Get The Cerry!Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I kind of love this tattoo. Do you think he would mind if I got my own Ms. Pac-Man version? Or would that mean that we’re married in Canada or something? Forget it.

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Go Team Yeah!

Jan. 8, 2010

Team Fuck Yeah...LifeSubmitted by: Facebook via Submission Page

If my mind is untangling these appendages correctly, then Gimpy Roger on the left there has a tattoo that reads “FUCK LIFE.” Fine. Knuckle tats tend to be the domain of those trying to cultivate a certain image of hardcore outsiderness, so I guess “fuck life” fits the bill.

But what about the other guy? When the two of them aren’t getting together like cheerleaders to spell out “TEAM FUCK YEAH LIFE” (which itself doesn’t make much sense, does it? Maybe there’s a third member of the squad—missing from this picture because he was trying to figure out how to set up the self-timer on the camera—who’s usually at the bottom of the pyramid with his “COACHING” tattoo, spelling out the name of their business venture: TEAM FUCK YEAH LIFE COACHING. I mean, I would take life advice from a bunch of guys with DIY knuckle tattoos, wouldn’t’ you?), then Iron Maiden is left with knuckles that say “team yeah.” That doesn’t exactly seem fair. “Team Yeah” sounds like the unenthusiastically chosen team name for the most resentful trust-building exercise participants at the executive retreat. “What do we want to be called? How about just ‘Team’? No? Okay, then ‘Team Yeah.’”

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It’s Only Because “May I Have the Pleasure of Your Company?” Didn’t Fit on His Knuckles

Dec. 21, 2009

No, Dude. This Tattoo Will Totally Pay For Itself.Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Awesome. And to think that I was beginning to wonder if my own knuckle tats would ever come in handy.

Funny Tattoos: What can I say? I’m polite like that.

Because they sure as hell don’t do me any good when it comes to telemarketers.

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How Many Cheese-Wedge Tramp Stamps Do You Think There Are in Green Bay?

Oct. 18, 2009

Funny Tattoo - where'd you learn to drive? FUCK CITY!?!Ink Spotter: Peter

Fuck City? Is that what they’re calling Green Bay these days? Well, I guess that’s better than “Titletown, USA.” I always thought that was a pretty bland nickname for a city.

Way to go, Green Bay—I mean, Fuck City. Sounds like you’re really…

Funny Tattoos: I think it’s special, what’s behind your tatInk Spotter: Sam

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Good Thing He's Not a Hemophiliac. Too Many Letters.

Jun. 4, 2009

diabetic
Source: Daisy of Love

Huh. Not what you’d expect on a knuckle tat. Those tend to be reserved for tough-guy stuff like “thug life” or a gang affiliation. But I guess diabetes is kind of hardcore. I mean, you have to moderate your sugar intake and stick yourself with needles. And live with the fact that commercials starring Wilford Brimley are aimed at your demographic.

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