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Ink Spotter: DFW458
This doesn’t seem so bad to me. I mean, who HASN’T wished that they could combine the adorable face of a baby with the practical ratting instincts of a cat? Now if only we could get him to stop smothering himself at night by sitting on his own face.
Ink Spotter: Juanita
Babies are just adorable, right? I mean, that’s what I’ve heard. I’m, uh…not so sure anymore.
Maybe misheard it as “Babies are swell,” when someone said, “Babies are terrifying demons from hell.” At least that’s would explain this one:
Ink Spotter: Radish Acorn
I was going to make this a Shoot, Screw, or Marry post, but even I would sooner turn the gun on myself than choose one of these tattoos for anything other than laser removal. So I merely ask you to tell me, without any obligation of hypothetical matrimony or carnal relations, which of these is the worst?
Ink Spotter: Bianca H
Regan MacNeil from The Exorcist. I guess it’s well done, but why the hell would anyone get this tattoo, aside from having lost a bet? I mean, I thought Ghostbusters II was a great movie, but you don’t see me getting a tattoo of Vigo the Carpathian.
Source: TattooBlog.org
Someone’s portrait of their daughter, so poorly executed that she just happens to LOOK like Regan MacNeil from The Exorcist. Vigo the Carpathian is looking better and better.
Ink Spotter: William P
…or what I fear might be a well executed tattoo of some kids who just happen to be really ugly. I don’t want to be mean, but those faces look like they’ve seen their share of bar fights. And everyone else’s share of bar fights. And meth.
So, dear readers, which is the worst? I can’t decide. Each one makes me feel like I’m getting stabbed in the eye with a dirty tattoo needle. Filled with ink the color of despair. And hepatitis.
Happy Friday!
Ink Spotter: Danielle
You guys, don’t feel sorry for Courtney, okay? Sure, she’s not going to have it easy in life, but armed with the confidence instilled in her by her free-spirited biker mom, played by Cher, she’ll use her charm and intelligence to win over her reluctant junior high school classmates. At summer camp, she’ll find love with someone who sees her inner beauty (Laura Dern), and then die a peaceful death in her sleep after writing a lame-ass poem.
Submitted By: Satchmo
Look, I appreciate that this girl gone wild made an effort to get something other than a butterfly tramp stamp. But a shark eating a baby? In an ocean of blood? In her armpit? Couldn’t we have met in the middle somewhere? Like a shark tramp stamp? Or a butterfly in the armpit? Anything not eating a baby? Work with me here.
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