I don’t know who “Betty” Page is, but she should sue whoever gave her that perm.
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This Must Have Been During the Psycho Ward Years
Aug. 17, 2011
One of These Things Is Not Like the Other
Aug. 14, 2011
I don’t see what the big deal is here. So one person got a great tattoo of Kurt Cobain, and another person got a tattoo of Steve Zahn after going a few months without showering. To each his own, as they say.
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Gentlemen Prefer Burn Survivors
Jul. 31, 2011
Oh no, Marilyn, not you too!
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Don’t Be Cruel
Jul. 30, 2011
I had assumed that when Elvis sang about being a “hunk of burning love,” he meant it metaphorically, but perhaps I was wrong.
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‘Cause the Avocados in the Whole Foods Are Always Hard
Jul. 26, 2011
Time to pay the riper indeed. Because there’s nothing Eazy-E hates more than unripe produce. I mean, we all remember “Boys in da Hood,” right?
”Her father jumped up and he started to shout,
So I threw a ripe Haas and knocked his old ass out.”
Pretty sure that’s how it went.
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How to Scare Away a Millionaire (and Everyone Else)
Jul. 20, 2011
I’m sorry you guys, but I’m out of jokes to make about bad Marilyn Monroe tattoos. Could you do me a favor and come up with another sex icon to mangle? How about a fubar Farrah Fawcett? Or a busted Bo Derek? Think of all the ways you could mess up those cornrows she had in 10. Or how about Tom Jones?! Tom Jones would be the perfect bad sexy tattoo. Just place him somewhere hairy, and when your fur grows back, he will look even more like Tom Jones.
There, I’ve done the heavy lifting for you. Now get going.
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The Wizard of Ugly
Jul. 17, 2011
Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road
Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow-brick road
Follow the yellow-brick, follow the yellow-brick
Follow the yellow-brick road
You’re off to see the rainbow-farting unicorn, the wonderful rainbow-farting unicorn of Oz
You’ll find he is a . . .
Wait, what?
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Some Like it Ugly
Jul. 14, 2011
Oh wait, never mind. Sorry you guys; I thought this was supposed to be another Marilyn Monroe tattoo, but obviously it’s just Owen Wilson in drag. Move along, nothing to see here.
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Marilyn Wildenstein
Jul. 8, 2011
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Jul. 6, 2011
Submitted by: Ross Trimmer, True Tattoo Richmond VA
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