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Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Jan. 31, 2012

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Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Well kids, it’s time for me to kick off my tennies and put my cardigan back in the closet, because today is your auntie Jessica’s last day at Ugliest Tattoos. It’s been a wonderful few years making fun of the good, the bad, and (mostly) the ugly, but now it’s time for me to go help other girls and boys by showing them pictures of flying penises (that came out wrong). You’ll be in excellent hands with the lovely and talented Nick, who will be taking over from Cheezburger HQ.

If you want to read more of my drunk ranting/offer me lucrative freelance writing opportunities, you can follow me on Twitter. LET’S BE FRIENDS (I’m already drunk).

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Kisses forever (eww, not there. I’m not THAT drunk (yet)),
Jessica

P.S.: Okay, NOW I’m that drunk. Let’s make out.

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No, No, No

Jan. 29, 2012

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No, No, No

Hey, what better way to honor Amy Winehouse’s life than by getting a tattoo of her while you’re fall-down drunk? If she could see this tattoo from heaven, she’d probably throw a pint glass at a fan and then take a nap under a bar stool. (That means “I approve” in Winehousian.)

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Four Score and Seven Bones Ago

Jan. 28, 2012

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Four Score and Seven Bones Ago

Huh. Abe Lincoln’s head on Demi Moore’s body. Who’da thunk?

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I Fail the Line

Jan. 18, 2012

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I Fail the Line

I hope that gesture was intended for the tattoo artist.

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Chola Marilyn

Jan. 13, 2012

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Chola Marilyn

Marilyn may not have been what we would consider well behaved, but I’m certain that she was never into chewing tobacco.

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Presley and Manson. Because of Course

Jan. 6, 2012

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Presley and Manson. Because of Course

I don’t even know. I think I might need my own skull-and-crossbones bottle of something before I can even begin to comprehend this.

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Burning Ring of Fail

Jan. 4, 2012

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Burning Ring of Fail

I don’t think “sentimental” is the right word. “Grandmotherly,” maybe. Or “zombie.”

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cue sad music

Dec. 31, 2011

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It may be 6 a.m., but I’m already wearing my party dress and halfway through a bottle of Trader Joe’s prosecco. So while we’re being fancy (and since my invitation to the Oscars seems to have been lost in the mail, AGAIN), let’s get New Year’s Eve started with a good ol’ montage of dead people!

It seems that 2011 was particularly cruel, or maybe I’m just bitter because no one got an Andy Rooney tattoo (note: as of this post, there are still 18 hours left in 2011, so it’s not too late). Anyway, a moment of silence, please (ignore my hiccupping). Click to see more… »

Amy Winehouse tattoo submitted by:

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Yo Dawg, Monroe on Your Monroe, Etc., Etc.

Dec. 18, 2011

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Yo Dawg, Monroe on Your Monroe, Etc., Etc.

It’s almost as if someone looked at our enviable collection of botched Marilyn tats and said “Yeah, but how can I make mine MORE disgusting?”

You win, dude. You win.

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All About Evil

Dec. 4, 2011

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All About Evil

Well, add it to the pile.

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Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

No, No, No

Four Score and Seven Bones Ago

I Fail the Line

Chola Marilyn

Presley and Manson. Because of Course

Burning Ring of Fail

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Yo Dawg, Monroe on Your Monroe, Etc., Etc.

All About Evil

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