I bet they were into hipster dog tattoos way before you ever were.
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Tattoo? You Mean Decorative Body Modification
Sep. 22, 2011
The owner of this meme tattoo would like you to know that he got it before meme tattoos were mainstream.
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Mustaches Don’t Lie
Mar. 11, 2011
I don’t even know what to say about this. But if I had a novelty mustache, it would be spelling out the words “gag me with a Norelco beard trimmer” right now.
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Fixie Pixies
Feb. 18, 2011
Substance-free argument about hipster culture starting . .. NOW.
Here, let me make this easy. Cause of this tattoo?
A. Drug life
B. Chug life
C. Smug life
Go.
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I Heart Mountain Men
Dec. 16, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
Yes, I heart Paul Bunyan as well. Without him, we wouldn’t have the Grand Canyon, or the entire Portland hipster aesthetic.
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This Tattoo Tastes Like Watered-Down Horse Piss
Nov. 27, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
I’ll admit it: I’m no stranger to Pabst Blue Ribbon. It’s hard to argue with a twelve-pack when it goes on sale at Albertson’s for $3.99.
It’s not hard to argue with a twelve-pack, however, when you’re three quarters of the way through it. “You SHED you were gunna do the dishes, BEER. Why you gotta lie to me so much? WHY? No, don’t touch me. DON’T! I doan need you. I doan need you, I doan need ANYONE!”
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Come to Think of it, That Tattoo of the Revocation of the Edict of Nantes Didn’t Go So Well Either
Oct. 6, 2009
Ink Spotter: Kara
This is actually the result of an unfortunate misunderstanding. A French history buff, this guy went to the tattoo parlor and asked for an image of a fallen gendarme, but the soi-disant artist heard “ball of yarn.”
Long story short, after a few frustrating months of trying to learn how to knit, he gave up and had the kittens added instead. Turns out it’s a lot easier to feign an obsession with cats than it is to master the backwards loop cast-on method.
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Oh, CASEY!
Jul. 1, 2009
Ink Spotter: Casey C
Kid, the difference between the ironic beard and the ironic tattoo is that the beard can be shaved off at any time. Like, literally at the exact moment you grow up and realize how stupid you look.
Not so with the tattoo. That thing isn’t going anywhere. I guess you could grow the beard really long to cover it up. Then you’d look only about half as stupid as you actually are.
But let’s not ignore the small matter of your wearing a towel fastened with a miniblind string USB iPod cable as a cape. Weed and cameras: they just don’t mix well. Well, not for you at least. Worked out fine for the rest of us.
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