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Ink Spotter: Marge
Funny this should come up, because I just got a tattoo of my own to illustrate a sexual fetish. It says, “Anyone Who Doesn’t Have a Tattoo of a Bloody Tampon.”
I know, I know, don’t hold my breath right? A girl can hope.
Ink Spotter: Alfie
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen someone make use of an errant tuft of hair in their tattoo. It’s just the first time it’s made me gag on my Pop Tart.
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Source: Alberto Fernandez Fernandez/Wikipedia
Here’s a classic example of trompe l’oeil: the ceiling of the Jesuit Church in Vienna. Andrea Pozzo’s skilled use of perspective gives the illusion of an intricate dome on what is actually a flat surface.
I’m almost sure that this gentleman had such masterpieces in mind—perhaps this very one—when he walked into a tattoo parlor and asked for this:
Ink Spotter: Brittany
Oh yeah, I was joking about the break from depravity.
Ink Spotter: Jessica
Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to find snuff films featuring Borg trannies with poor bowel control? Really fucking hard. If that was your fixation, you’d get this tattoo as well.
Ink Spotter Develish1
Do you remember what the Seven Dwarves did for a living? They were diamond miners.
I think you’re flattering yourself here.
Oh, hey, so you got a tattoo of a scantily clad cowgirl with humungous boobs. Congrats. But why are you getting that weird incision alongside?
Source: Storms Whisper (via Dave Schappell)
Ah, OF COURSE. To get fake tits for your tattoo. Ask a stupid question, get a REALLY stupid answer.
Be careful there, buddy. I’ve heard that cosmetic surgery is a slippery slope. Will a miniature breast augmentation be enough? Next you might find yourself getting Botox on the shoulder where you have an aging portrait of your ex-girlfriend. Or hair plugs on that tiger across your upper back. Laser tattoo removal for your tattoos that have made their own poor decisions to get ugly tattoos? Where does it end?
Source: PopHangover
Yes, this is a sure way to get laid. Gentlemen:* take note. Nothing makes the ladies flock like a hilarious tattoo of beef curtains. But don’t stop there! Be sure to go that extra mile and imply that behind the curtains lies an old and busted haunted house of a vagina.
What do the blue ribbons symbolize? Your passion for only the finest of hand-crafted brews? Thought so. I love you. Let’s meet in Vegas and get married. I’ll recognize you because you’ll be the most gentlemanly one there. The one with the top hat and monocle. And stupid fucking tattoo.
*I’m guessing this is a dude based on the hair up there near what I think is the inner elbow, but I suppose I could be wrong. I, ahem, might know a hirsute woman or two.**
**Okay, just one, and it’s me.
Submitted By: Anne S
You know, there are times in our lives when we’re not in control of our own destinies. Sometimes it’s the government. Sometimes it’s genetics. Maybe it’s a higher power. And sometimes destiny is shaped by Rohypnol.
When you’ve been roofied as many times as this person, well, you learn that you need a warning label on your ass. Roofie me once, shame on you. Roofie me six times, shame on me.
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