Hey, if it weren’t for poor decision-making skills, some people wouldn’t have any skills at all.
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Archive for the 'full-body fail' Category
The Lizardman Faileth
Nov. 11, 2011
I would like to know the thought process of someone who covers himself with tattoos, piercings, and subdermal implants, and then says, “You know what I need? The word ‘FREAK’ tattooed across my chest. In Algerian.” ALGERIAN. What, were they all out of “FREAK” tattoos in Papyrus?
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Local Boy Makes Good
Oct. 21, 2011
Did you wake up this morning and say “What I really want to see today is Zombie Boy in normal-drag lobbing some Blue Steel at me while pimping industrial-grade spackle”?
No? Well then you and I have very little in common. Kidding! I like Zombie Boy just the way he is, i.e. putting the “crazy” in “crazy hot.” Congrats on turning your particular brand of nutbaggery into profit, ZB, something I’ve thus far failed at (turns out the neighbors aren’t interested in paying for a 3 a.m. sidewalk performance of Les Misérables, which is fine, because that hobo who looks like and old-timey gold prospector and I are HAPPY to take our production somewhere where we’re appreciated. Also, he’s not comfortable playing Cosette, so we might try something more contemporary, like Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights).
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I Don’t Even Want to Know What She Wears to a Funeral
Aug. 2, 2011
Some people deal with heartbreak by getting plastered on German Chocolate Cake Sippers at TGI Friday’s (I’ve heard), while others, apparently, take a slightly different tack and get a full-body tattoo.
At least that’s what this lady did after her divorce.
This is like that time when I was seventeen and I knew that I’d run into my ex-boyfriend at a party, so I wore leather pants and my best oversized Collective Soul t-shirt (shut up) thinking that I’d look like a sexy badass that he would regret having dumped, but actually I just looked tragic. Of course, I didn’t look quite as tragic as I would had I shown up with a full-body Stone Temple Pilots tattoo, but it was close. That said, my leather pants were actually polyurethane and from Wet Seal, so I suppose it’s a toss-up.
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So THAT’S Where My Coasters Went
Jun. 24, 2011
Note to self: plan to quit smoking before lip stretching causes lit end of cigarette to rest directly on lip. *clicks off tape recorder*
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Back in My Day We Didn’t HAVE Penis Tattoos!
Jun. 16, 2011
A favorite reaction to many of the tattoos posted here is “What is that tattoo going to look like when it’s OLD?!”
So here you go. This is what that tattoo is going to look like when it’s old. A little droopy and vaguely menacing.
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Does This Network Have Any Shows About Mental Illness?
Jun. 9, 2011
Apparently this guy is a big fan of Brazilian television station Rede Record. Obviously this is something I’m going to have to check out, since I’ve certainly never seen anything on American television that made me want to get a face tattoo (though the first season of Temptation Island came pretty close). And they ARE rapidly canceling all of my stories, so perhaps it’s time to give telenovelas a try.
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I Think One of Those Piercings May Have Grazed Your Brain
May. 23, 2011
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“Say it, daddy, say I’m a star. SAY I’M A STAR, DAMMIT!”
Aaaand, just as I was about to hit “Publish” on this, someone submitted a picture clarifying that the above is just the tip of the brain-damaged iceberg. Click through if you’re feeling like a good old descent into madness is just what your Monday morning was missing. Click to see more… »
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I Know Too Much About Your Teeth
Mar. 15, 2011
Congratulations, you look like my pseudo-hippie college roommate’s collection of Fillmore posters. Now if you could just blight my wall while someone kills all of my houseplants with pot smoke, then it’ll be like I’m right back in that dorm room. Like an acid flashback, but with hatred and secret hiding places for my ramen.
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