Ugh, I’m sick of Tebow Time. Can’t we put a football-shaped Tebow cozy over him and skip right to happy hour?
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Seattle Looks Different
Nov. 27, 2011
What’s the best way to show your Seahawks pride? Get your tattoo done by an actual sea hawk. The best part is that you can pay them in fish.
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TEBOW
Nov. 27, 2011
Well, I’m sure this guy and Tim Tebow have at least one thing in common (hint: it rhymes with “dirginity” and it involves not having sex with women).
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The Penguin Pack Is Back
Nov. 24, 2011
And while we’re celebrating Thanksgiving, let’s not forget about that other important harvest tradition: football. Specifically, my personal tradition of starting the day off with beer and football just to make sure that, come dinner time, I’ve been drunk for almost as long as Terry Bradshaw’s been crazy. An early start on drinking makes the whole family get-together aspect of Thanksgiving easier to deal with, and also puts a halt to my former tradition of going straight from dinner to drunkenly shopping the Black Friday sales. Spending Black Friday blacked out is the only way to keep your bank account in the black, my grandma used to say. My grandma’s weird.
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TaTebowing
Nov. 6, 2011
You guys, it’s Sunday morning, mommy is hungover, and I can’t seem to come up with any jokes about this Tim Tebow tattoo (though, really, it should be easy). But I kind of feel like the fact that someone has a Tim Tebow tattoo is a joke that’s being played on me, so maybe it’s okay.
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Holy Unrelated Concepts, Batman!
Sep. 18, 2011
Here’s a question: Why must you keep dragging Batman into it?
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God Bless Al Davis
Sep. 18, 2011
And since we seem to have somehow gotten onto the topic of football today, here’s a tattoo honoring Raiders overlord Al Davis. Some of you may wonder why someone would want to commemorate such a controversial figure, but come on. Let’s not forget the man’s achievements. Becoming the first zombie sorcerer to own an NFL franchise couldn’t have been easy.
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Sports!
Sep. 18, 2011
While I’m sure that this young lady is coordinated enough to avoid any sort of blood-spurting injury involving those nails or those dermal implants, it might be a good idea for her to keep her Terrible Towel on her person at all times, just in case.
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Any Given Sunday
Sep. 18, 2011
As IF. I might actually watch football if it were that interesting.
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Super Bowl XLV(Which, in My Mind, Stands for “Xtra-Large Valium”)
Feb. 6, 2011
Source: Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Well? Who’s going to win the Super Bowl? The Packers have Aaron Rodgers, who looks adorable in a mustache, but the Steelers are the oldest franchise in the AFC. And those are literally the only two things I know about football, the latter of which I learned by just now reading the first paragraph of the Steelers’ Wikipedia page (where I also learned that they’re not called the “Stealers” as I had previously thought, a huge blow to my dreams of someday founding an NFL team called the Arsonists).
I’m going to be spending today watching the Puppy Bowl with my dog and eating my weight in guacamole so, SPOILER ALERT: the winner is me. Tell the NFL that I’m a size six and they can just mail the championship ring to my house.
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