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Lady and the Tramp Stamp

Oct. 8, 2011

Lady and the Tramp Stamp

“Oh THAT’S what you meant by ‘doggie style.’ I see. Well, this has been fun, but I think I’m just going to take my Mike’s Hard Lemonade and get going now . . .”

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Mr. Owl?!!

Sep. 26, 2011

Mr. Owl?!!

Remind me not to go trick-or-treating at this woman’s house.

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feminine_hyjinx

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That Is the LAST Time I Let Anthony Bourdain Give Me a Tattoo While He’s Drunk

Sep. 20, 2011

That Is the LAST Time I Let Anthony Bourdain Give Me a Tattoo While He's Drunk

Well, since we’re talking about an Italian meatball, here’s a recipe for red sauce to go along with it.

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Banana Segway Tour

Sep. 13, 2011

Banana Segway Tour

Oh cool, I love it when the banana leads the Segway tour. He’s so much more knowledgeable about Pier 39’s history than the apple.

Submitted by: Kevin

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Ginger Pride

Sep. 13, 2011

Ginger Pride

It’s important to put your hideous Ginger Pride tattoo on your neck, leaving your face free for a prominent declaration of your pride in being a MORON.

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Seems Like a Lot of Effort Just to Order a Dirty Martini

Sep. 12, 2011

Is That Your Way of Saying You're a Dirty Martini?

I don’t know what this means. I just really hope that I never, ever find out.

Submitted by: kelfire

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Lil’ Smokey Is the Bandit

Sep. 11, 2011

Lil' Smokey Is the Bandit

Aaaand I guess we’ll top off this day of patriotic tattoos with one of a frankfurter holding a gun, because what’s more patriotic than hotdogs and firearms? A hotdog with the constitutional right to own firearms, that’s what.

Submitted by: Chicka

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Free Classy

Sep. 4, 2011

Free Classy

Wait a minute. I think I’ve seen that van in my neighborhood . . . Click to see more… »

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maxystone

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Cherry Bomb

Sep. 2, 2011

Cherry Bomb

I’m not really sure what’s going on here, but I feel like I need to smear Abreva on it.

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McFlye

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You’ve Got a Little Ice Cream on Your Face

Aug. 25, 2011

You've Got a Little Ice Cream on Your Face

I didn’t know Gucci Mane had a sister! The resemblance is uncanny.

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