Now HERE’s a tattoo I can get behind! It’s got my three favorite things: burritos, alcohol, and insincerity.
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Faith
Dec. 25, 2011
“I can do all things through Him, who strengtheneth me (because of all the carbs).” — FSM 4:13
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Minnesota Nice
Dec. 22, 2011
You know, we California Callous are no strangers to the green bean casserole. If I were going to get a Minnesota pride tattoo, I’d have to go with something a little more unique to the Midwest. Like cookie salad. Or type 2 diabetes.
Submitted by: ANNONOMOUS
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I Don’t Think This Is Kosher
Dec. 20, 2011
Tonight’s sundown marks the beginning of Hanukkah, so what better way to celebrate than with a tattoo that is incredibly offensive to Jews?
Okay, maybe a Tupperware full of sufganiyot would have been more appropriate, but this was all I had.
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Needs Twice as Many Thin Mints to Get High as He Used To
Dec. 20, 2011
Dude. Cookie Monster’s got problems. What is it going to take to get Bert and Ernie to stage an intervention?
Submitted by: Alfie
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Comes with Instructions
Dec. 17, 2011
Well there’s a good way to get kicked in the Double-Double.
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Two Great Tastes
Dec. 9, 2011
Ah, the dancing, beer-wielding pizza slice. I’ve spent many a late night with you. This guy knows what I’m talking about.
Submitted by: Mike
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Hate it When That Happens
Dec. 7, 2011
Hmm, my Mr. Potato Head never came with internal organs. I guess it’s times like these when I’m glad my parents shopped at the dollar store and bought me “El Señor Rutabaga Face” instead.
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Fair Enough
Nov. 28, 2011
You don’t have to tell me twice. I never mess with pizza. I’ve antagonized garlic bread on occasion, but never messed with pizza.
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A Woman’s Place Is Baking Cakes with a 100-Watt Lightbulb
Nov. 26, 2011
Women
Teaching & showing you how you will not get laid
Since you got this tattoo
Submitted by: Jamieson
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