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I would like to go to a taco party. But I would settle for a nacho party. Or even an eating-a-hunk-of-pepper-jack-while-standing-in-front-of-the-open-refrigerator-party.
I’m hungry.
Submitted by: Erik
God I hate to see cupcake-on-cupcake violence. This is worse than the time Mrs. Butterworth got assaulted by the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Submitted by: Alex
Screw mink. Nothing is more elegant that a couple of bacon slices draped around your shoulders. Take note, Joan Collins.
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![Junk[food] in Your Trunk](http://ugliesttattoos.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/218f873d-831d-4908-a92e-4d3ae1c7d49a.jpg "Funny Tattoos: Putting the \"bad\" in \"badonk\"")
I’m on a diet. Do you have any carrots on the other cheek?
Submitted by: Totes MaGotes
This is exactly what I tell myself when I’m eating my twelfth slice of bacon before 10 a.m. That, and burritos are tube salad.
The worst part of this pork chop tattoo is that it’s actually supposed to be a map of Australia.
That rebus kind of peters out and the end, huh? You really couldn’t get an awl? Or the Allman Brothers? Or your Allstate Insurance representative? I guess that really wouldn’t make sense, since your Allstate Insurance representative is named Stuart.
Submitted by: Theguyisenglishsoitshouldbedoughnutanyway...
“Whole Bunches of Oats” sounds like something my dad would have bought at the dollar store when I asked him for Honey Bunches of Oats. I guess some people enjoyed those more than I did. I’ll bet this lady never tried Pr’vate First Class Crunch. It is NOT a tattoo-worthy experience, I’ll tell you that much.
Submitted by: Sanchexmex
No thanks, I just had a maggot-covered hotdog.
Submitted by: Tee
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It may be 6 a.m., but I’m already wearing my party dress and halfway through a bottle of Trader Joe’s prosecco. So while we’re being fancy (and since my invitation to the Oscars seems to have been lost in the mail, AGAIN), let’s get New Year’s Eve started with a good ol’ montage of dead people!
It seems that 2011 was particularly cruel, or maybe I’m just bitter because no one got an Andy Rooney tattoo (note: as of this post, there are still 18 hours left in 2011, so it’s not too late). Anyway, a moment of silence, please (ignore my hiccupping). Click to see more… »
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