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This tattoo seems kind of amateurish for someone who apparently goes by the name “Mrs. Tattoo,” so I’m just going to assume that she’s actually indifferent toward tattoos, but a huge fan of Hervé Villechaize.
Submitted by: Val
I like it. Cookies for everyone with face tattoos! This lady gets rainbow sprinkles on hers, and this guy can have some Snackwell’s fat-free Devil’s Food cookies. Ice cream sandwiches for you, and I guess we’ll have to hit up that bakery in Concord that does erotic cakes for this guy.
Submitted by: Sinnerman
I don’t want to purport to speak for God, but I’m pretty sure his reaction would be something along the lines of “Dude, what the HELL is wrong with you?”
Submitted by: Nikki
I think those tattoos might pose a minor threat to your employability HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Submitted by: Unknown
I’m sorry for your loss. I know it’s hard to put your self-respect in the ground. I do it every Monday night when I watch The Bachelorette.
Note to self: plan to quit smoking before lip stretching causes lit end of cigarette to rest directly on lip. *clicks off tape recorder*
Submitted by: Unknown
When Jimmy said that what he wanted for his 21st birthday was “a stripper, like, right in my face,” I don’t think this is what he meant.
The End of what? Being taken seriously? Getting invited to Easter brunch at your Aunt Myrtle’s house? Your sister asking you to babysit her kids?
It’s got to be that last one.
Submitted by: Unknown
Via: Inferno Studios Allegany NY
A favorite reaction to many of the tattoos posted here is “What is that tattoo going to look like when it’s OLD?!”
So here you go. This is what that tattoo is going to look like when it’s old. A little droopy and vaguely menacing.
Via: www.dailymail.co.uk
Apparently this guy is a big fan of Brazilian television station Rede Record. Obviously this is something I’m going to have to check out, since I’ve certainly never seen anything on American television that made me want to get a face tattoo (though the first season of Temptation Island came pretty close). And they ARE rapidly canceling all of my stories, so perhaps it’s time to give telenovelas a try.
Submitted by: ArielCeres
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