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Alright, you have my attention. Now what is it that you want?
Oh, that was it? Okay then.
PS: Check back later today for the winner of our haiku contest and the debut of a certain Ugly Tatter’s new backside body art!
Submitted By: Anonymous
I spy, all ‘round your eye
12 circling spiders*
Not 13? Why?
A baker’s dozen
Of bad luck would seem
A better choice for this
Sociopathic scene
*Yeah maybe they’re ants. It’s called poetic license.
Update:
Commenter Aunt Martha has given us a great idea: HAIKU CONTEST! Everyone loves a haiku contest, right? Right?
Give us your best tattoo- or bug-related (or both!) haiku in the comments. We’ll pick our favorite by midnight tomorrow, and the winner will get their face tramp-stamped** onto the Ugly Tatter (Stephen or Jessica) of their choice (provided they can send us an image. If not, we’ll just guess at what you look like based on your haiku).
Don’t disappoint us! Here’s one to warm you up:
They’re ants, not spiders
As though that makes this better
He still has no job
**through the magic of Photoshop
Submitted by: Sandman
Now, this guy might seem a bit, let’s say. . . intense. But come on, guys. Check out the chin. He’s really just about the F.U.N. Sing it with me now!
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
Down here in the deep blue sea!
Seriously though, my favorite part is the “SKIN HEAD” above the eyebrows. You know, just in case you weren’t sure what you were looking at.
Source: IziSmile
This isn’t funny. At all. It’s not a mistake. It’s not a misguided effort. It’s not a brain-damaged “oops!” It’s utterly intentional, utterly sad, and utterly mind-out-of. If the stripes were just on the body, sure, there would comments to make. “Congrats, lady. You’re a tiger! Ha ha.” But once we get to the face, we’re looking at the face of pathology. “Society is dead to me. I have a trust fund, and will never need a job. I say ‘meow,’ unironically. No, wait, I say ‘roawwr!’ Got it? I’m an effing tiger!”
And again, that’s not funny. That’s sad. That’s shut-down-the-website-sad. You know what? Fuck you, tiger. We’re keeping the website.
Source: Rotten Yellow
I’ve been staring at this picture forever, trying to figure out why it seems so strange. Sure, it’s a dude with face tats, but there’s something that makes him even weirder than your average rejecter of social norms.
Then it finally hit me. It’s a guy with multiple piercings and a vaguely intimidating Guido-chain around his neck, whose face, neck, chest, and presumably other body parts are COMPLETELY FUCKING COVERED in tattoos. And yet, with those glasses, he looks like my uncle Donald. Like, if you told me he’s a civil engineer and works for the department of transportation, I wouldn’t bat an eye.
If you were that committed to living outside the mainstream, wouldn’t you make an effort to buy glasses from somewhere other than the LensCrafters in your local strip mall?
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