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I Think That Eel On The Right Symbolizes Something, But Can’t Quite Put My Finger On It

Jun. 1, 2009

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Ink Spotter: Bean Bucket

Earthquakes occur when enough pressure builds up underneath the Earth’s surface to cause a sudden release of energy through the crust. The vast majority of earthquakes are small enough as to be imperceptible. If, however, the pressure is allowed to build for a long period of time without release, an earthquake, when it finally occurs, can be large enough to cause severe damage and devastation.

Sexual repression works in much the same way.

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It's Pronounced soo-KAY-yer

May. 29, 2009

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Ink Spotter: Rippdemup

As you can see by the faded lettering in the lower right corner, this tattoo is a cover-up, meant to obscure an older tattoo that this person no longer likes. It’s not that he or she particularly wanted to be branded with a badly-executed penis and the title “Dick Sucka.” It just happened to be the only design that would sufficiently cover the old image.

Sadly, the image didn’t seem to make sense unless pointed upward toward the wearer’s mouth, so the intended cover was left unaccomplished. A silver lining is that in polite company, he or she can say, “Oh, ‘Dick Suckajer’? It’s a Dutch phrase. It means ‘dick sucka.’

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