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The International Symbol for “WTF?”

Apr. 3, 2011

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The International Symbol for "WTF?"

This guy didn’t necessarily want a three-headed penis monster alongside his tattoo of a sexy, leg-shackle–pooping vixen. But you see, the artist isn’t so great with hands, so he needed SOMETHING to cover them up. I mean, you don’t want your tattoo to have ugly hands, right? That would RUIN it.

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How Much You Wanna Bet I Have a Monocle That Hangs Below the Knee?

Mar. 30, 2011

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How Much You Wanna Bet I Have a Monocle That Hangs Below the Knee?

Some people reacted to this with revulsion. Other thought it was hilarious.

And at least one person apparently said, “I’ll take it!”

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Via: Tatto studio's Facebook page

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Suddenly the Farm-to-Table Movement Sounds a Whole Lot Less Appealing

Mar. 18, 2011

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Old MacDong-nald had a farm
e – i – e – i – OH HELL NO.

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I Guess SOME People Would Consider This Lucky

Mar. 17, 2011

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funny tattoos - Lucky Irish Peen

Submitted by: The Snakecharmer

And to think that earlier today I complainted about a four-leaf clover that looked like it was made of testicles. Would that I could go back to those innocent times!

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Women’s Best Fail

Mar. 14, 2011

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Women's Best Friend

Lady, there is something seriously wrong with your dog.

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Must Have Lost Something in the Translation

Mar. 5, 2011

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Must Have Lost Something in the Translation

I don’t know if I can adequately judge this tattoo, since I can’t actually read what it says. I have no idea what that box next to the penis is supposed to be. I don’t even know if that’s supposed to be a penis. Maybe that’s just what dragons look like in Russian.

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Classy Johnson

Feb. 23, 2011

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Classy Johnson

That’s disgusting. Smoking is really bad for you.

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Hook, Line, and Dinker

Feb. 2, 2011

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Hook, Line, and Dinker

There. Now you don’t have to read Moby Dick. You’re welcome.

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Via: www.luckybirdtattoo.com

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It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane!

Jan. 21, 2011

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CockerFly

WHY IS THIS A THING?!

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Presented Without Comment

Jan. 5, 2011

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Presented Without Comment

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The International Symbol for “WTF?”

How Much You Wanna Bet I Have a Monocle That Hangs Below the Knee?

Suddenly the Farm-to-Table Movement Sounds a Whole Lot Less Appealing

I Guess SOME People Would Consider This Lucky

Women’s Best Fail

Must Have Lost Something in the Translation

Classy Johnson

Hook, Line, and Dinker

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