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This makes sense. Have a neck tattoo you regret? Get it covered with another tattoo that spreads onto YOUR FACE. I just hope I’m not nearby when she decides it’s time to cover up the face tat. Based on her logic, that cover-up might extend onto the person standing next to her.
Submitted by: Haha
I don’t speak German, but I think it’s pretty obvious that “Vorher” means “Ugly tribal tattoo” and “Nachher” means “Satan puked up his wiener schnitzel all over my shoulder.”
Submitted by: nope... just chuck testa
Forget the ugly lettering, the extreme deficit of common sense that it would take to get a girlfriend’s name tattooed onto your body, and the fact that ankle tattoos exist at all. This disaster has reminded me of the most insipid song in that accursed musical that I refuse to mention by name, and for that it can never be forgiven.
See you in hell, Tiffany and Summer. See you in hell.
Submitted by: Josh
If, the next time you go in to get some work done on your Mama’s Family–themed half sleeve, your tattoo artist tells you that he can’t work on you today because there’s a worldwide shortage of tattoo ink, YOU KNOW WHO TO BLAME.
Submitted by: Renata
So it sounds like Charlie Sheen’s Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour is about as entertaining as watching someone’s post-binge puke dry on the sidewalk outside the bar. Which is only slightly more entertaining than an average episode of Two and a Half Men.
Submitted by: Unknown
Man, Debbie must have done something pretty bad to warrant this. But don’t worry about it, dude. You’re probably better off without a girl who goes for guys with tribal barbed wire armband tattoos.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Ha ha, suck it, Tracy! When you run into her at T.G.I. Friday’s (because you just happened to be going there for a pomegranate margarita after work and not at all because you know she works there and that Tuesday evenings are her shift) you’re going to be all like FACED and she’s going to know that she meant NOTHING to you, that she’s VOID, and that you don’t give a shit that she cheated on you with that bartender, Chad (which is a stupid fucking name. What kind of a name is “Chad”? Sounds like “choad” if you ask me).
Of course, for her to see it, you’ll have to take off your shirt first. And shave your mountain of chest hair. That could get you kicked out of the bar, but it’ll be worth it to see the look on her face.
Ink Spotter: Rippdemup
As you can see by the faded lettering in the lower right corner, this tattoo is a cover-up, meant to obscure an older tattoo that this person no longer likes. It’s not that he or she particularly wanted to be branded with a badly-executed penis and the title “Dick Sucka.” It just happened to be the only design that would sufficiently cover the old image.
Sadly, the image didn’t seem to make sense unless pointed upward toward the wearer’s mouth, so the intended cover was left unaccomplished. A silver lining is that in polite company, he or she can say, “Oh, ‘Dick Suckajer’? It’s a Dutch phrase. It means ‘dick sucka.’
Image Credit: Sarah
Oh, come on now. Aren’t you giving Lori all the power when you brand yourself with a pronouncement of your having been cuckolded? There were so many other, better, easier directions you could have gone in. Fixes that eliminate Lori from history, that say, “It was never about you, Lori. It was about:
CLoris Leachman
Lori Province, Armenia
Loris Ipsum
The Lorikeet [my favorite bird]
VaingLorious
Low-CaLorie
FolkLorist
ChLorine
Pygmy Slow Loris
CoLoring books
G-L-O-R-I-A, GLoria
Florida (of the United States or Good Times)
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