Well, since you asked, my will to live. But I think you pulling your pants back up could go a long way toward fixing that problem.
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Next Time, on Nature
Mar. 4, 2011
What kind of bird are those? Pelicans? Seagulls? Cormorants? Grebes? I just can’t figure it out.
Click here to see the uncensored picture of unidentifiable wildlife.
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I Don’t Want Any Currency That’s Dispensed from This ATM
Feb. 23, 2011
Oldest trick in the book. Get an ATM keypad tattooed on your ass and then stand next to a bank of machines late at night when people are too drunk to notice where they’re sticking their cards. I’m not falling for that. Not again.
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I See What You Did There
Feb. 19, 2011
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Whale That Was a Stupid Idea
Jan. 1, 2011
Just pretend this says ’11 instead of ’07. And also, please refer to this flow chart re whether or not to get a jokey tattoo.
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Shaves What? Because it Wasn’t His Beard . . .
Dec. 25, 2010
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Put on Your Plastic Ponchos, Because I’m About to Puke
Dec. 8, 2010
Ha ha, Gallagher playing Galaga. Hilarious. This could only be funnier if Gallagher was playing Galaga while driving a Ford Galaxie and blasting Galaxie 500 on the way to a gala on the Galápagos Islands celebrating the anniversary of the Galatasaray Spor Kulübü soccer team where they’re serving soup flavored with Galangal and reading a selection from Paul’s Epistle to the Galatians.
Just kidding. Nothing could make this tattoo funny. It’s got Gallagher, the black hole of comedy in it, so you could melt down an entire season of Seinfeld to inject into this tattoo and it STILL wouldn’t be funny.
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Via: it's my tattoo
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Not Michelagelo’s Best Moment
Dec. 6, 2010
I don’t remember this section of the Sistine Chapel ceiling. But then again, I was wedged in next to another American tourist who kept reacting to everything by shouting that “THAT’S from the cover of a Skid Row album TOO!” so maybe I was a little distracted.
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Classy Burger Is Classy
Dec. 6, 2010
You know how I can tell this burger is classy? It’s got pickles.
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One for Every Occasion
Dec. 5, 2010
Submitted by: teapot
Remember that embarrassing time when you showed up to a party in your Snidely Whiplash, only to find out that it was strictly a Magnum, P.I. affair? This lady doesn’t have that problem.
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