Source: The Internet Is Terrible
This tattoo provides rare insight into the creative process. You’re in the boardroom at UGtat, Inc.
Fred, Chairman: “Okay, folks, here’s the plan. What we’re looking for is a tattoo of a . . . blob of some sort, with a penis protruding from its rump. Okay? We’re all on board? Good. Yes, Jeff, you have a question? The floor’s yours.”
Jeff: “Thanks, Fred. I’m curious if the viewer will be able to tell what it is. Do we need some explanatory text for clarity?”
Fred: “Good question, Jeff. What does everybody think?”
Annette: “Seems clear to me.”
James: “Not me, I’m for text”
Leah: “I’ll second that.”
Fred: “Hands everybody? Okay, three, four . . . text it is. Should it read ‘Dick Butt’?”
Jeff: “Maybe we should mix it up a bit. Misspellings are hip these days: ‘Dik But’?”
Fred: “Innovative. Maybe. Let’s do a trial run and see what we think. Who should we assign this to?”
Leah: “I’ll contact Spider McCann, I think he’d be great for this job.”
Fred: “Old ‘Meth’ McCann? OK, make it happen.”
[one week later, back in the boardroom]
Jeff: “You know, I think I was wrong, let’s spell ‘Dick Butt’ properly.”
Fred: “Hands? OK. Do we like the arm where it is? I think it would be a bit more convincing at an angle – make it look like it’s in motion.”
Annette: “Agreed. And how about the dick? I really think it needs to be a bit more erect. It just doesn’t have the prominence it needs. This is a Dick Butt we’re talking about, after all, not a Butt Dick.”
Fred: “Annette, that’s why we’re fast-tracking your promotion. Excellent idea. OK, people, I think that one’s nailed down. What’s next? . . . ”
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